If anybody should care to hear how "crack" can effect your judgement permanantly, just digest what JOSh actually did that Monday night at Sherlock's in Dallas......
First, it sounds like Josh and his relationships have been, should I say, a "little on the rocks lately" Starting with the Mrs.....Josh and her have a little "disagreement" and Josh decides he is going to go out and drink his sorrows away
Heads to the bar or two and starts catching a buzz, Ian Kinsler is called to come rescue his sick ass and save himself from himself Ian gets him to leave but the crackhead (soon to be 100-200Million$$ richer) Josh thinks better when he gets back somewhere safely with Ian's help, and DECIDES he hasn't had enough ACTION for the night and goes back out and heads to Sherlock's to have a few more
While watching somebody kareoking......Josh is starting to get his groove on, on a stairwell, when as best described, an AVERAGE looking "HO" approaches Josh and starts grooving and gyrating with the TEXAS LEGEND, crackhead himself, "the one and only" Josh Hamilton, tush to tush no less..........Make quick, small conversation and next thing you know, Josh is heading to the Back Men's bathroom like a MULTI GRADE STAKES STALLION heading to the breeding shed to take care of some "bizness".......
Somebody comes out of bathroom when Josh enters and avg looking white woman follows......probably thinking "OMG. this is a fricken dream come true, I'm about to be boinked by the one and only Josh fricken Hamilton! Wait till I tell all my friends" By this time Sherlocks mgr is aware of what Mr. exMVP and FOREVER Crackhead is up to, blocks bathroom entrance so nobody can enter to film or take pictures of this absolutely DISGRACEFUL lewd, extremely loud (according to multiple sources) obviously, mutually consented exchange of baby making, bodily fluids After Mr Crackhead quiets down, by this time, plenty of bar patrons are VERY aware of what is transpiring too, AVG looking white HO exits Mens bathroom with shit eating grin and "Shocked open Jaw face" fully realizing she just got reamed by fricken Josh hamilton and goes right back to table where she originally "CAME" from when she spotted crackhead and noticed he was ripe for the pickins
Mgr goes into bathroom and tells Josh to get the fuck out. He leaves out of side back patio door, jumps short railing, hops into his getaway SUV and has no fricken clue how much that one LOAD and night out just cost him and his family
Sorry Folks, once a CRACKHEAD, ALWAYS a CRACKHEAD...