TWO ESKIMOS SITTING IN A KAYAK WERE CHILLY, SO THEY LIT A FIRE IN THE CRAFT. UNSURPRISINGLY IT SANK, PROVING ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR KAYAK AND HEAT IT TOO.
I'm going to say this one time.........There will be no tolerance for derogatory remarks, accusations or any other bullshit today. Some of you let the crap get out of hand yesterday. I will chalk it up to drinking too much eggnog. We all know that puns have been around a long long time, some dating back centuries. So, we don't need any crap about where I stole them. They came off the internet just like all the other stuff folks share on here. Get over it. I WILL NOT BE RESPONDING TO ANY DEROGATORY REMARKS TODAY OR ANY DAY. IT TAKES TOO MUCH TIME AND I REALLY DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE SHOWING YOUR ASS TO THE OTHERS ON HERE. I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.