So, I was playing golf with a buddy last Friday...I was getting ready to chip onto the green when i see a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. I stop in mid-swing, take off my golf cap, close my eyes, and bow down in prayer. My friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
Then I replied back... "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."