I'm not into dating so if any of you Homos ask me out I will come and kick your ass.

I never got scholarships to Colleges but I preferred to educate myself at home with the NFL. I chose the life of a Gambler as I think it's better than working 9-5 in a dead beat job and coming home to a nagging wife and spoilt kids. My Dad told me "kids ain't spoilt - they just smell like that all the time - like you!" hahahaha.

I sleep all day and watch NFL Games all nite. Yeah OK - my mum and dad are rich and my mum was a Model. She can't explain why I turned out ugly and fat hahaha. She told me she suffered morning sickness after I was born :(

I have an advantage over Bookies coz I know their cheap tricks. That's why I beat them 5 years since I chose this life.

So if you guys and girls want to win some money, watch my plays and become friends. I release them very early.