David Stern- money hungry idiot who is more worried about turning basketball into European Futbol to sell the most jerseys and publicity possible- instead of making basketball the physical game of brilliance that was decided by players not officials (Hence Michael Jordan Era) -also did a horrible job with the Tim Donaghy Scandal - THE SHIT WAS RIGGED 2-3 YEARS AGO

Roger Goodell - a guy who thinks he is doing the world a humanitarian duty by trying to eliminate the "thuggish" image, yet his suspensions are incredibly imbalanced and he feels that he should not only rule over Athletes in football, but could lobby as a Supreme Court Justice

Bud Selig - I'm not the biggest fan of baseball, but it seems like this guy had a P.E.D. policy that is only rivaled to that of the "The World's Strongest Man" now every record being broken is coming into question and the whole "Tradition of Baseball" is falling apart faster than Janet Jackson's halftime wardrobes.

So which one of these scumbags would you want as your commissioner?