DIVORCE AGREEMENT

This is so incredibly well put and I can hardly believe it's by a young person, a student.....Whatever he runs for, I'll VOTE for him.   American Liberals, Leftists,Social progressives,socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters.   We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many yrs for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.   Here is a Model Separation Agreement:   Our twogroups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.   We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.You are welcome to the Liberal judges and the ACLU.Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.   You can keep Oprah, Micheal Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three.)   We'... [More]

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