Seriously what's with Serena Williams and her ridiculous raincoat strutting her stuff onto the centre court?! Mordy Seinfeld would be the only person in the world who'd envy her beltless trench coat, which he owns the copy right to, by the way! Then you have Roger who finally chucked his white blazer and replaced it with a cardigan which resembles that which Jack Clumpus was wearing while he gives Jerry the pen that writes upside down. Did you know that austronauts use that pen too, according to Mr Clumpus?! Then last night I saw Maria Screamapova wearing a white tuxedo and shorts. Crikey - What the hell's going on? I thought Benny Hinn had just entered centre court at the All England Club trying to perform some miracle to bring Djokovic back into the match against Safin! Well, all I could say after seeing that fashion display was 'Serenity now'...
In stark contrast to all these "celebs" you get the simple all Aussie Chick, by the name of Bec Hewitt, who despite her multi-millionaire status, goes around in her trackie daks. That's a bloody ripper, I say! For those of you who aren't familiar with the 'trackie dak' terminology, that's simply Australian for track suit pants! There's a daggy Australian for you, who doesn't care about the competition in a war of fashion, as long as she's comfortable. However, before you start feeling sorry for "poor" Beckster, let me assure you that no expenses were spared as the Hewitts went that extra mile to make a home away from home for this fortnight in London. They're renting the humble abode at the All England Club for about 6 grand a week, and the latest 3 Point-er, custom made for them and their little bub to boot.
Away from the catwalk however, the actual game has been a ripper during the past few days. I love what Beck had to say about Nadal's game and I'm gonna leave you with this quote from the German. "It's just not a game, what he's playing, You cannot describe it. It's unbelievable. I was thinking all the time, What the hell is he doing? He's running all the time, he catches every ball. He's the best player at the moment.. I had all the time no chance against him"
Cheers everyone and best of luck and best wishes with your wagers. Can't wait for a Nadal - Fedexpress final ...
AUSSIE