As a sports punter all I care about, is whether a certain team or player will cover the spread or not! However this week, Tennis "ace" Ashley Harkleroad decided to draw our attention to her uncovering and spreading it out for Heffner's Bunny mag!
Not that Ashley can't slugg it out with the best of them from the back of the court, so please refrain from comparing this Tennis hack with the previous one, i.e. Kournikova, who couldn't even serve underarm! But what I find even more amusing however, is that she's decided to shoot more pages for the magazine (8) than the combined number of games she managed to win in her first round loss this week in Stanford, against Bondarenko (7)!!! Probably "sweet" Ashley shoud pursue a career in something which she's actually good at and where she can erect some interest, so to speak ...
Truth be told though, please note that this lowly ranked player has good intentions. She wants to show the world that athletic women can be sexy!!! Bloody hell, and all this time, we're sitting in front of our TV's thinking 'Why are these hot bodied sports chicks so ugly and so unsexy??' But thanks to Ashley's revelations, we've all now been enlightend and our interest has finally been aroused in women's Tennis and its sexiness!! "I wanted to show that female athletes, who are very fit and muscular, can have very beautiful bodies just like regular models" she said. My reply to that is much like Elaine's words to George Costanza : Tell us more Mr Science....
Hopefully you too, have now all been elightened and changed your old mentality, that: Tennis chicks when they're fit and have nice legs and butts, are in fact sexy!