phat03 says:
Boobies

musburger says:
I was less than a day old.



I was breast fed.

musburger says:


You've been here for 19 posts and you know how to do the scared emoticon?

zooyorkinc says:
Saw my first pair on the TV show Bizarre way back in the day.  It was the same show that used to have super dave osborne on it.  You could always count on at least one set of nice jugs per episode.

HutchEmAll says:
I was in 6th grade, I think.  I went to the Apple River (in WI) with a friend and his two older sisters.  It's pretty much a tubing/drinking endeavor for half the day.  They had met some friends there as well and proceeded to get just smashed.  This guy was hitting on his oldest sister and he and his buddies tied up to our tubes.  We're screwing around and a little while later I see this guy has her top off and is fingering the $hit out of her as well.    And no one was saying anything.  This goes on for about 5 minutes and she finally kind of comes to enough to kind of push him off. 

 

Man, that was a QUIET ride home.  

 

 

Chingas says:
I was in the 5th grade.  A  15 year old retarded girl, Tina, had moved onto the street (how's that for a hook?) and us kids were pretty nice to her.  We included her in our games and would teach her how to count to 10 on a daily basis and sometimes our parents would send us to her house to play with her.

On my second trip to Tina's house to play with her we did the same things we did the first time, almost.  I kicked her ass at Candyland and Chutes & Ladders while her two "Aunts" would hang out together with a bottle of booze in a darkened room. 

We then played volleyball with an inflated balloon before playing hide and seek in her room with a bed, a closet & a bunch of rounded corners.  I counted and she hid in the closet and giggled.  She said she was ready and to come find her.  I pretended to look for her in a basket, a shoe and so on.  She never stopped giggling.

I finally went to the closet and flung open the door.  She had her shirt open and was holding her skirt up with her panties at her ankles.  She said "I'm ready."  Once I was done staring, I ran like hell.

I stopped playing with her and never told my parents why.  That questioning didn't last long due Tina and one of the retarded boys she knew playing "Dog" one day.  Naked.  On the front lawn.  There was lifting of legs, sniffing & pooping.  There was a mounting.  Tina and her "Aunts" moved soon after.

My sex life has been pretty much the same since.

BigFrank420 says:
I would rather not talk about it lets just say I still get nightmares to this day......

jeff-bob says:
I know I was in elementary school... my Dad let us rent Revenge of the Nerds.  I believe her name was Betty Grable.

Ap1Bfreetorun says:
I spied on someone in the shower when I was six.  An older girl and I "played doctor" when I was a little older.  My Mother caught us in the hayloft.  The girl screamed "He made me do it!"  I have never fully trusted women since that time.  We both got strapped anyway.