Posted Monday, October 03, 2011 08:08 AM
Wife has girls night out with her friends. She's spent 2 of the past 3 years home with our two sons who are both under the age of three. All day she's telling me how I'm "really in for it" tonight and how the boys are going to make it hell for me and yada yada yada.
She leaves at 5pm.
I order pizza at 530pm.
Me and the boys watching football on the floor playing with lego's.
Pizza arrives at 6pm....boys are smacking the window as they watch the pizza guy walk up the steps screaming "Yay pizza!!!". We eat pizza.
7pm....bath time. We go downstairs after.
710pm....bottles of milk for both boys. We are sitting on the couch and I've got one on each side of me leaning into me drinking milk and struggling to stay awake as we watch football.
745pm....I bring them both upstairs and put them in there beds. I'm watching them on the monitor. Passed the F out.
750pm....me on the couch, drinking Captain n Coke, pizza slice, and small amount of action (25 bucks a game) on a few college games.
Too easy....
Posted Sunday, April 04, 2010 09:24 AM
Top 10 team early season.
Top 25 team the ENTIRE season.
They are NOT a "Cinderella" team. Some dude tonight at a party compared them to George Mason and I wanted to sucker punch him in the head. Get over it...they were ranked high all freakin year and now a 5 seed is in the championship game. Big fuckin deal, enough already.
Posted Sunday, December 06, 2009 12:28 AM
Got the call 2 hours ago from my source inside University of Notre Dame (I worked their for 18 months). The contract details are still being worked out but it will be announced sometime soon that the next head coach of ND will be Bob Stoops. You heard it here first.