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Tiger, Tiger Woods Ya'll

By J_Logan | View all Posts
Posted Wednesday, December 02, 2009 10:50 PM   12 comments
It's going to get worse for Tiger Woods before it gets better

Woods admitted to some dirty little “transgressions” Wednesday, pulling a page out of Jason Giambi's book of apologies. The World's Greatest Golfer didn't exactly say what he had done, using Giambi's “I'm really sorry” routine.

But will Woods also follow Giambi in the way the public deals with his tainted image?

The shamed slugger came out in 2005, admitted his wrong and survived a few weeks of jeers from spring training crowds and Fenway f#ck heads. And then like a trailer in a tornado – it blew over. Giambi went on to rough it out during his remaining years in the bigs, with barely a whisper of his steroid use.

Or maybe Tiger will follow in the footsteps of Kobe Bryant, who went from NBA Golden Boy to Most Hated Athlete overnight when he went slumming at a Colorado resort. Kobe, who dodged rape charges from an apparent gold digger, was stripped of his endorsements and had the curtain to his private life pulled back like the Great and Power Oz.

Both of those athletes mentioned had their performance suffer from their shame. Giambi, of course, went from rocking over 30 home runs a year to a serial whiffer without the juice picking up the slack and keeping injuries at bay.

Bryant spent all his free time between games traveling back and forth from Los Angeles and Colorado during the 2003-04 season. He played in only 65 games due to injuries, shot 43 percent (lowest field goal percentage since his second year in the league) and looked drained and frustrated in the postseason, shooting 41 percent and averaging only 24 points while the Lakers lost to the Pistons in the NBA Finals.

Woods is used to using this down time to refocus and relax for the upcoming PGA Tour schedule. The media attention, car crash, lack of practice time and adjustments will hurt his performance when the Tour starts up again in the New Year.

Things will eventually go back to normal for Tiger but it won't be anytime soon.

Tiger, Tiger Woods Ya'll.

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joemw74 says:
12/02/09 11:10PM
you know whats funny, I wondered what was wrong with Tiger's golf game before and after he got married...Tiger was playing putt putt with all his women!!! He doesnt play as many tournaments as everyone else...cause he is pimpin all the women in all the cities...he should win 1 to 2 majors a year...play in more tour events! but he is being a tiger chasing little pussy cats...meow, meow!!!
JackSmack says:
12/02/09 11:58PM
Funny you mention Kobe, somewhere I read tiger Woods sent a text or something to one of his friends saying he needed a "Kobe" as in a quick piece of ass.
redwally says:
12/03/09 12:04AM

NICE WRITEUP!

Signed,

Fenway Fuckhead

Trooper64 says:
12/03/09 12:18AM
An excellent summation, J! This just proves ONCE AGAIN that athletes are people too...they make mistakes just like everybody else.

Leave your admiration for what they do on the court, field, or course. they should have NOTHING to do with being political pundits or role models.....

doliver517 says:
12/03/09 01:46PM
Tiger should change his name to...............

CHEETAH!!!!!!!

CanadaCup says:
12/03/09 02:32PM
I don't usually follow media sensationalism but after Tiger Woods ruined Fuzzy Zoeller's career, he deserves everything he gets. Bring it on! Let's rename the? TBS network to the "Tiger Bashing Channel!"
UcaintCme says:
12/03/09 05:03PM
JackSmack- its not like I am a personal friend of Tiger, but I think when he said he needed a Kobe he meant that he needed to buy a "house on a finger" relating to Kobe buying his wife that rock after he got caught thats worth more than I might make in my life. lol
Coatsy says:
12/04/09 11:45AM
I hear Phil Mick gave Elin a called asked how she beat him?
ByDesign says:
12/04/09 04:34PM
You guys are some funny mf'ers!
KobeMVP says:
12/04/09 07:37PM
i think when he said he needs a KOBE he meant a nice bit jewelery for his wife ... a quik make up gift
gustoply282 says:
12/07/09 01:43AM
She beat him with his own Golf Clubs.
ml78 says:
03/03/10 03:02PM
yall quit playah hatin.if you had that loot you would be getting ass all day don't hate.
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