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UNC winning the NIT is like...

By J_Logan | View all Posts
Posted Wednesday, March 31, 2010 01:07 PM   22 comments
After a season of disappointments, the North Carolina Tar Heels, a team that was on the road to an NCAA championship at this time last season, is on the brink of an NIT title.

The Heels face the A-10’s Dayton Flyers in Madison Square Garden this Thursday for college basketball’s boobie prize. Most programs, like Ohio State, West Virginia and Memphis, have used the National Invite Tournament as a precursor to bigger things – a step forward if you will.

But for a program as rich as UNC, which holds five NCAA titles, four national runner-ups and 18 Final Four appearances, where does an NIT title fit among the school’s accomplishments?



If the Tar Heels do defeat Dayton this Thursday, can we really expect them to hang an NIT Championship banner in the rafters at the Dean Smith Center right next to the 2008-09 NCAA National Championship one?

That’s like parking your ‘88 Toyota Camry with the different color door panels next to your limited-edition Enzo Ferrari. One of these things just doesn’t belong here.

North Carolina winning the NIT title is like…

- Robert De Niro staring in the sequel to Dude Where’s My Car?


Where the fuck is my car dude?

- The New Orleans Saints beating the Toronto Argonauts in the Grey Cup.

- Kim Kardashian rebounding from Reggie Bush with Jack Black.


"You were Kung Fu Panda? That's hot."

- Gwar putting out an Unplugged album.

- Tiger Woods having a porn stash like a regular dude.


Like Elin wasn't enough. Greedy prick.

What do you think UNC winning the NIT title is like?
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buckeye34 says:
03/31/10 01:48PM
TheSource2Win says:
03/31/10 01:51PM

There's a reason it's called the Not Important Tournament. 

Other than the gamblers, No one cares.  Absolutely NO ONE cares. 

bracks says:
03/31/10 01:53PM

1) History, since it never happened!!!!

2) Bad news for the rest of the Country since these young guys have post season experience and will be getting Harrison Barnes next yr!!!

And No, it won't be next to last yr's.

ZonaCats says:
03/31/10 02:01PM
it's like hoping for a ferrari but getting a pinto instead


PINNACLE says:
03/31/10 02:18PM

If you think the NIT tournament seems irrelevant this year.....wait til' next year.

Oh wait, there's the motivation the Heels were looking for.....winning the last ever NIT.

jmw59 says:
03/31/10 02:50PM

I'm surprized Roy Williams even brought them to the NIT. 

Wonder if he had anyone tossed out of those games too.

coloradobuff says:
03/31/10 03:07PM
hilarious
Heatseeker says:
03/31/10 03:46PM
Classic GWAR unplugged ScumDogs of the Universe unite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rollmaestro says:
03/31/10 03:49PM

...it's like picking up the hottest chick at the bar, bringing her home to your pad, but then noticing that she's got an Adam's apple once you sober up...

player says:
03/31/10 04:20PM
they went to the NIT for extra practice & game time  just like the bowl games. NC is not a good team  they need all the work they can get. UR right winning it is not a big deal  the extra time together is. They will hang the banner in the locker room to remind them that they weren't good
backdooor_cover says:
03/31/10 05:52PM
North Carolina winning the tournament is like the sun coming up everyday.
Qb4011 says:
03/31/10 06:42PM
you guys are looking at this all wrong, Roy Williams just went through the most aggrivating season in his coaching career especially following a year in which he won the NC.  The team played like garbage all year long and could not play a full 40 minutes, and were losing by douoble digits to teams such as BC and losing to Charlotte.  The season was nothing short of a disaster with little promise in site for the future.  Now the team finally has come together and rallied off a few wins that in the eyes of many may not be 2 impressive but teams such as William and Mary, URI, Miss ST, and UAB were all potential tournament teams and some were actually very good they just didnt have the name to gain the recognition they disserved.  This may have been a dissappointing season but winning this tournament will be very positive for this team and reassuring for roy williams. This team is young, and for much of the year very depleted and for them to finally come together is really good to see and winning the NIT will do more for these young kids then getting outsed in the 1st round of the NCAA tourney. 
player says:
03/31/10 06:56PM
Qb4011    right on the money
rollmaestro says:
03/31/10 09:12PM
All kidding aside, I too would not bet against UNC in this spot, regardless of the booby-prize tourney... QB40 said it best, Roy has finally gotten thru to these kids, and they don't want to disappoint him or themselves imo...
HandDownManDown says:
04/01/10 12:29AM

FlynPro says:
04/01/10 12:46AM
UNC only because I love Dayton....
Rockdog says:
04/01/10 05:46AM
Actually, you got it all wrong.  UNC would love to win the NIT. Yeah, it's a meaningless accomplishment, but at least it's still an accomplishment and not a failure if they lose to Dayton. 
gatorbear says:
04/01/10 06:10AM
Very nice, accurate write up Qb.
PGram13 says:
04/01/10 06:35AM
TOO FUNNY! Great article Ref! Yes, I took NC because they were NC for the reasons you just explained! By the numbers Dayton is a better team! But thsi is the NIT and North Carolina +3 may just suit me fine? And unders! LOL Great piece! Thanks! PG 
Bucks10 says:
04/01/10 07:50AM
Hey rollmaestro....Sounds like you are talking from personal experience.
VegasMaxx says:
04/01/10 08:01AM
it's like winning the special ed spelling B
Syddigs says:
04/01/10 05:55PM
It's like trying to decide between mustard and ketchup on your $hit sandwich. At the end of the day, you are still ordering a $hit sandwich. The condiments are the least of your concerns.
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