Now, now, before you go pulling the "fat" card on my thread...
think about how many times, beer goggles or not, you have felt attracted to a plus size woman.
Michelle is a competent, with a great attitude and smile. (And no matter what sport coat the company picks out, the melons are begging to get out!) Plus, she exudes just the right amount of innocence and naivety to break the "I'm on TV and you're not!" barrier.
I am a happily married man with two great kids, but if ever my wife should bite the bullet -- car accident, cancer, spontaneous combustion, or suicide over credit card debt -- I'm going to seduce Michelle Bonner.
Michelle, I love you. (In an earthly, brotherly way, of course...until certain marital issues should change....Awww heck! I'll bet that you are married...and I am married...so, uh, we can be swingers! One important stipulation: You'll have to pay for my flights to Bristol.)