Like most of you, I love television but I hate commercials.
A few years ago, my friend, Chris, and I created an advertising game that actually makes you long for the next advert.
The rules are simple. All TV viewers in the room agree upon an order of turns. If "turn conflict" arises try the roll of a die or eenie-meenie-miny-mo. Once the order is set, the first player must declare a "yes" or "no" to be used at the very next TV commercial.
What he or she is agreeing/disagreeing to is a molten sexual experience with the very first human being, male or female, to appear on the pitch