Anyone who watches sports every day must accept countless commercial interruptions -- advertisements for beer, automobiles, food, etc.

Many times these commercial breaks are just what we need, for they give us a chance to use the restroom, check on the kids, or grab a snack.

But mostly these adverts are irritating.  The only worse interruption is a phone call from a telemarketer, collection agency, or the in-laws during a peak moment in the sporting event.

Thus I offer the following advertising game:

To begin, you must have two or more family members or friends of adult age.

Alcohol is optional but recommended.

The master of the home (or apartment) decides who will go first. 

Before the next commercial appears, the player simply declares "yes" or "no".

If "yes" the player consents to imaginary sex with the first living mammal on the screen.

If "no" the player either dodges an advert bullet...like the horse faced Planter's nuts fugly chick...or misses out on fantasy intercourse with models or, as Marilyn Manson puts it, the "beautiful people."

Enjoy!