First of all, what's not to envy about the life and times of Tiger Woods. He is the best golfer on the planet. He has a beautiful bombshell of a wife. He is blessed with children. Oh, and did I fail to mention the millions?

However, as I compose this thread Tiger is almost half way through the third round of the 2009 Masters. He is +1 today and -1 overall; the leaders, Chad Campbell and Kenny Perry (yet to tee off) are nine under par for the tournament.

Whether you adore a team or individual athletic talent, it is your duty as a degenerate gambler to seek, find, and bet based on value.

So today my friends...and tomorrow, of course...I'm wishing the worst for Tiger's golf game.

But personally, like almost everyone, I would trade lives with Tiger Woods in less than a heartbeat.