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Bob Dylan: Sports Prophet

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Posted Wednesday, May 07, 2008 06:58 PM   0 comments
With the help of mysterious master musician (and part time sports handicapper) Bob Dylan, I went 4-0 yesterday.  So I have again decided to call Bob up for help with tonight's MLB picks:

Bob: (shouting over an acoustic number in the background) What do you want?  Willie and I are working on some tunes.

Me: Willie who?

Bob: (after a heavy drag from an unidentified substance) Willie Nelson, man! 

Willie: (the music stops) Don't Bogart that, Bob!  And put the phone down!

Bob: Keep out of my business you pony-tailed, no tax-paying, countrified hippie!  I'm talking to Serfdog....He needs my baseball wisdom.

Willie: Whatever, Zims.  I need a smoke break anyway.

Me: So, Bob, what do you have for me tonight?

Bob: (another mighty drag) Whoa!  Just a sec...I nearly fainted.  That's better.  Here you go Serf and Turf...

Braves -168

Giants/Pirates Over 9.5

Red Sox/Tigers Under 9.5

...oh, yeah, and Willie likes...

Indians +124

Me: Thanks again, Bob.  You're the shiznit.

Bob: (confused) Huh?

Me: You're the best.


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