With the help of mysterious master musician (and part time sports handicapper)
Bob Dylan, I went
4-0 yesterday. So I have again decided to call Bob up for help with tonight's MLB picks:
Bob: (shouting over an acoustic number in the background)
What do you want? Willie and I are working on some tunes.
Me: Willie who?
Bob: (after a heavy drag from an unidentified substance)
Willie Nelson, man!
Willie: (the music stops) Don't Bogart that, Bob! And put the phone down!
Bob: Keep out of my business you
pony-tailed,
no tax-paying,
countrified hippie! I'm talking to Serfdog....He needs my baseball wisdom.
Willie: Whatever, Zims. I need a smoke break anyway.
Me: So, Bob, what do you have for me tonight?
Bob: (
another mighty drag)
Whoa! Just a sec...I nearly
fainted. That's better. Here you go Serf and Turf...
Braves -168Giants/Pirates Over 9.5Red Sox/Tigers Under 9.5...oh, yeah, and
Willie likes...
Indians +124Me: Thanks again, Bob. You're the shiznit.
Bob: (confused) Huh?
Me: You're the best.