I urgently request that everyone attending the Rays vs Indians game at Progressive Field in Cleveland, Ohio bust into a Sun dance.
And it would be extra cool if, just like the TV camera guy that gives us close ups of the hottest chicks in the park, some dude sends camera phone pictures of the most volcanic Sun dancers straight to Twitter.
(Conversely, it would be much less cool, but sadly more likely, if some dork uploaded a picture of his drunken, overweight friend - shirtless, man boobs in full jiggle - to Twitter.)
Let's dance, Cleveland fans!