Holy cow, it's hot down here!
Bar wench get me another beer!
The Cubs and Sox are about to begin,
and I like the
Pale Hose (-132) to get the win.
And a case of Bud says this game's going
under (8.5/+105),
because the Cubs never hit for Ryan Dumpster.
I still love my Cubs, so don't hate my rap.
Just place your bets and get that cash!