Hey, everybody, it's Harry again!
And today I like Chicago to win.
Just joking fans, I'm still sober.
For my first pick I'll drink to the
over (9 runs, -125).
The winds blowing harder than Sasha Grey,
and one team's gonna get
creamed today.
Even though they play like worthless schlubs,
I think the winner is the
Chicago Cubs (-115).
Enjoy the game, Chicago fans! And don't forget...drink plenty of Budweiser!
(BELCH!)