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MC Bet's Phat Profit Picks

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Posted Saturday, July 25, 2009 12:58 PM

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MC Bet is back in the house!
This is gangsta rap, not Allison Krauss.

You know the drill, you know the score.
I get more action than a Las Vegas whore.

It's time to get down and I don't mean boogie.
Online or in person gotta see your bookie.

I once killed a cook because my eggs was runny.
Now please call me Geico, for I am money!

For Chalk Eaters Only
Yankees +1.5 (-160)

Oakland starter Gio "Game Over" Gonzalez has a 9.33 ERA, and didn't even make it to the third inning in his last start. If the Yankees don't cover the run line, I'll drink a nasty shot of liquor (Three Wise Men?) my next night out.

File Under "P" for Phat Profits
Braves +113
Rays -104
Padres -105

I know that Braves starter Tommy Hanson had big trouble with the Brewers in the previous meeting, but since that game he has been good as Vince Vaughn in Swingers. Plus, the Braves are hot...and the Milwaukee bullpen is not! The Rays are 6-1 versus the Blue Jays this year. Today's Blue Jay junk thrower is Brian Tallet, 1-3 with a 7.06 ERA over his last six starts. The Padres trounced the hapless Nationals 6-2 last night. Today should mirror that result, because the Nats are sending J.D. Martin, who has the misfortune of an 11.25 ERA, to the mound. Mr. Martin's misfortune should make Padres bettors a fortune.

Matinee Parlay
Phillies -130 and Cubs -140

Canadian Football, Eh
Rough Riders -5

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