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The Nike Puppet Ad I'd Love To See

By KingSerf | View all Posts
Posted Sunday, May 31, 2009 02:34 AM   6 comments
[BLACK SCREEN]

["ABRACADABRA" BY THE STEVE MILLER BAND BEGINS]

[NIKE LOGO IN MAGIC BLUE APPEARS]

[LONG INTERIOR SHOT OF AMWAY ARENA, GAME 6]

[CLOSE UP OF LEBRON JAMES]

Lebron does his chalk ritual, but as the powder falls he must rub his eyes repeatedly. He sneezes twice before joining his team mates.

[MEDIUM SHOT OF RAFER ALSTON HITTING A THREE]

[MEDIUM SHOT OF HEDO TURKOGLU HITTING A THREE]

[SLOW MOTION CLOSE UP OF A DWIGHT HOWARD DUNK]

[SCOREBOARD CLOSE UP, END OF GAME]

[LONG SHOT OF JUBILANT MAGIC PLAYERS]

[MUSIC FADES]

[CLOSE UP OF LEBRON JAMES]

Lebron, dejected, hangs his head. He refuses to shake hands with Magic players and coaches. He says something to ESPN's Rachel Nichols, playfully slaps her on the ass, and enters the locker room. He avoids the media altogether. He leaves the arena with headphones on and heads to the bus.

[MEDIUM SHOT OF LEBRON JAMES SEATED BY THE DEVIL]

Lucifer: So Lebron, you want to be a billionaire?

Lebron: (chuckles) Hell, yeah.

[FADE TO BLACK]

[THE NIKE LOGO APPEARS IN BLOOD RED]

 

 

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ace7 says:
05/31/09 02:36AM
The devil part would be hilarious! What if the devil was played by Hillary Clinton?
drifter44 says:
05/31/09 02:40AM

  Does anyone even remember Jordans early struggles before He started to win championships. How many years did it take to finally get all the key players together. Lebron James is the best basketball player in the NBA and these type of posts are classless. Get a grip on reality and find some acceptance.  

ace7 says:
05/31/09 02:45AM
You started a thread already Lebron lover. Wait a minute.... Lebron? Is that you incognito as drifter? It's Ok little fella, you can still watch Kobe play for what you wanted so bad.
lakers34kb says:
05/31/09 03:03AM


KingSerf says:
05/31/09 03:26AM


Lebron is arguably the best player in the NBA, but that does not excuse him from the responsibility of role model. Furthermore, as far as your "key players" comment goes, I can't see James staying with the Cavs for another season. Only winning will increase his advert earnings. And, honestly, I could have been more cruel. I could have rewritten the commercial where Kobe ties his show and jumps into the moving automobile...so that Lebron is hit and killed.
ace7 says:
05/31/09 03:33AM
Role model my ass. He just showed the world what he's all about. Pouty boy who won't congratulate his opponent.
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