The only thing that would make tonight's slate of college basketball games even better is if Keeley Hazell, England's bodacious Page 3 babe and aspiring actress, were in my living room auditioning to play a cheerleader. "Lose the pom poms," I'd say. "They block the view of your perfect...teeth. Yes, your teeth," I would lie.

The Pittsburgh Panthers visit the UConn Huskies in what should be the most exciting game to watch this evening (ESPN2 at 6:00 p.m. CST). Connecticut is coming off a degrading loss to Georgetown in which they squandered a 15-point half time lead. Turnovers have been an issue for the Huskies, and now they face a crafty defense in Pittsburgh, currently holding opponents to an average of 58 points per game. The Panthers have won two of the last three meetings, and although UConn's big men outsize Pittsburgh, I expect Pitt to at least cover the point spread.

Pittsburgh Panthers +6.5

I rarely play totals, but tonight I love the Over in the matchup between visiting Wisconsin and Northwestern. The line total opened at 121.5, but most books now list a total of 123.5. The Wildcats have an Over record of 21-9-1 the last 31 home games, and the last two meetings between these teams went over the total. Northwestern's problem is a defense that nearly gives up 70 points per game. Although Wisconsin plays great team defense, holding opponents to an average of 50 points per game, this is their second game without 6-foot-10 forward Jon Leuer (wrist injury). Prior to the Purdue game, the Badgers had played six consecutive games under the total.

Wisconsin/Northwestern Over 123.5

Have a great evening! I sincerely hope all of your college basketball bets are nothing but net!