I'm
MC Bet, not B-E-T.
I'm always watchin' ESPN HD.
I love sports and I love to wager,
and I dunk on all the player haters.
Tonight's first pick is the
Demon Deacons (+7),
gonna leave the Cameron Crazies weeping.
Next I like the
Lakers (-9.5) to defang the T-Wolves,
as Minnesota plays D like a bunch of girls.
The first half in Tempe goes to
Arizona State (-4),
as the Sun Devils blind the Wildcats late....
But before you go and turn out the lights,
catch
Mickey Rourke's (-210) speech on Oscar night.
Word to your mother!