(A chorus of drunken sports fans.)Fat Tuesday!
Fat Tuesday!
Fat Tuesday!
Fat Tuesday!
(MC Bet gives an improvised beat box.)It's Fat Tuesday y'all, so gather around,
while we eat, drink, and get down.
Forget all warnings about excess,
for today dysfunction is almost blessed.
Go ahead and do just as you please,
and check out my college basketball tease.
4pt TeaserPittsburgh Panthers -5.5Syracuse Orange -0.5Creighton Bluejays -2.5Northern Iowa +10.5