[Acoustic guitar...strumming slowly.]
I love Jesus, my mother, my father....
I love fame, fortune, and the Jonas Brothers....
But when I can escape from the media landscape...
[Acoustic guitar...racing...chaotic.]
I go to Vegas, and I bet on everything!
I go to Vegas, and Billy Ray buys me drinks!
I go to Vegas, and Barkley gives me tips!
I go to Vegas, screw the tabloid risk!
Hannah, I mean, Ms. Miley Cyrus, completely endorses the following March Madness picks:
1st Half Missouri +3.5Missouri/UConn Over 151UConn -6She adds that if you don't take your kids to see her new movie you might as well burn in hell.
Happy gambling, everyone!