At the present time I'm strictly working from my own theory....However, yesterday I sculpted a crystal ball out of a few pounds of Colby cheese, and the ghost of Coach Lombardi confirmed the trade.

I enjoy shouting "J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!" whenever possible, but I can not envision Favre a Jet.  He lives in the South and plays in the Midwest.  Furthermore, a move to the jet set might cause Brett to have a Vicodin/Natural Light relapse.  And not only do I get the sense that Brett wants to stay in the NFC, in week four the Packers visit the Buccaneers!  Brett would love the chance to make the Packers organization walk the plank.

Plus, no offense to Chris Simms, but should a guy who loses internal organs after getting hit really be playing quarterback?  Perhaps the Buccaneers could make him the backup punter.

Packers training camp opens up on Sunday, and Favre has already made it known that he plans to attend.  Prone to drama and fantasy, I like to imagine Favre tossing his clip board to Coach, then giving his best homage to the film Dodgeball: "Pirate Brett has to go drain the sea monster," he gruffly declares.

Laugh at my theory all you want, but I bet Brett Favre starts the season at quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

And that's some serious booty if, like me, you literally bet on it.