Unless you live off the grid...in a cave...miles below the earth's surface...completely disconnected from humanity, you are very, very aware that most fantasy football drafts began this weekend.

My ESPN league is called "Chucktown Antiheroes," and my live draft is tonight at 9:00 Central Standard Time. I don't mean to get all Paul Rudd I Love You, Man in this thread, but I am in desperate need of other players to join. The league is free, so no "official" prizes. However, with my twisted imagination I am certain to come up with something.

And now for tonight's NFL wagers...

Chicago +1 1/2

Under 39 1/2

Very rarely do NFL exhibition games become overshadowed by off-field drama and fans full of piss and vinegar. Blame the media for turning tonight's Bears/Broncos clash into more soap opera than pivotal preseason game. Although I imagine that new Bear Jay Cutler is honestly a real [insert your favorite vulgar address], he is more than motivated to let Denver fans know where they can stick their empty bottles of beer. Former Bear QB Kyle "Another drink, please." Orton is simply not talented enough to turn things around in Denver. Not tonight. Not this season. My under play is mostly weather related -- rain in Denver.

Best of luck tonight, ladies and degenerates! And remember, 9:00 p.m. CST, ESPN Fantasy Football. Join the league called "Chucktown Antiheroes."