Get your Arizona Cardinal bets in quick, ladies and degenerates, because the line will keep moving in Arizona's favor...and most likely end at -3.5 or -4.
Fade what you hear in the media, Peyton Manning is
not Jesus Christ, and his offense are
not the apostles. There is a reason that the final outcome of Monday night's game -- a win for the team that possessed the ball
only 15 minutes -- has never happened before in league history. Because Jesus and the Rapture will be history before it
ever happens again!
The Colts are good this year is like saying the 2-0 Denver Broncos will make the playoffs or the 2-0 New York Jets are Super Bowl bound. In other words,
misguided media invention.
I'm not saying stray from your usual handicapping techniques, because the "lock' in sports betting is
big fat myth -- even heavier than Santa Claus. However, if Peyton Manning pulls another lucky horseshoe out of his ten gallon hat come Sunday night, I'll be the first to blog ESPN or Twitter that I sincerely want Peyton to be a surrogate father for my third child. And I will rightly name my son... Jesus.