I was all set to anoint Tommie Harris of the Chicago Bears, for fumbling a ball without being touched...

but then the entire offensive line of the Dallas Cowboys behaved like they were a nubile nymphomaniac prostitute -- all holes open, all of the time.

Dallas QB Tony Romo was hurried all day, and with the game on the line in overtime the sieve-like O-line allowed the Cardinals to make the game winning play.

I hereby order the Dallas Cowboys offensive line to huddle up, lower their heads, and repeat the following sentence 100 times:

"I promise to block my man, protect Tony Romo, and prevent every negative play."

With the Redskins loss to the Rams, the Cowboys had the perfect chance to gain ground in the highly contested NFC East.  However, they sucked, they blew it.  The offensive line play was painful as fellatio from a woman with poorly set braces.

The Dallas Cowboys offensive line is clearly the dunce of the day. 

Feel free to nominate your own idiot player, coach, or team.