Howdy fellow bettors,
At an all-sports record of
3-5, I sure have an
itchy trigger finger to make amends tonight.
I am currently working on a killer-funny article to be posted later this evening, but in the meantime here are my all-sports picks for the night:
Phillies/Rays Over 8Auburn/West Virginia Under 38.5Washington Capitals -105I apologize for the lack of a write up, but I imagine that most of you are ignoring my selections anyway. Hell, I'd fade a 3-5 guy too. At any rate, best of luck tonight, brothers and sisters. My next masterpiece is sure to be a rib tickler, so stay tuned.