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A Message From Jerry Jones

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Posted Sunday, November 16, 2008 08:23 PM

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(Bob Costas completes yet another Emmy winning monologue, and then the Football Night In America bumper plays for about ten seconds. But then, instead of a commercial for the new Ford F-150 or Bud Light, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones appears, live from the center of the star at Texas stadium.)

Good evening, Cowboy fans.

Tonight is the most important Cowboy game of the season. You know it. I know it. The players, all who were branded with a hot iron in a teamwork exercise this week, they most certainly know it.

Because money has solved nearly every problem in my life, both personal and professional, I have little faith in the supernatural or superstitious. However, I plead with each and every Cowboy fan to provide a collective Cowboy team spirit as bright and hot as the sun. In other words, get your cheer on! And if that spirit means that you have to wear a lucky Troy Aikman jersey stained with buffalo wing sauce and nacho cheese, go right ahead. If that spirit means you must toss your toddler up in the air three times every time the Cowboys do something good, great. (But please watch out for the ceiling.) And if that spirit means you must consume mass quantities of alcohol, please do not drink and drive....And hide any and all objects within a thirty foot radius of the television -- except for the remote control and your significant other. Breaking the remote control is a minor irritant. Busting up those you love is just plain wrong...and typically leads to a felony and possible jail time.

Enjoy what promises to be a monumental Cowboy game.

And remember, win or lose, I have dedicated my heart, soul, and wealth to the Dallas Cowboys. And I will continue to do so until we win another Super Bowl.

God bless you, and God bless the Dallas Cowboys tonight.

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