It's officially Saturday in the Midwest, and I hope today's betting adventures fair better than Friday's frustrating mess. No thanks to the Florida Marlins bullpen, my only MLB victory was the Toronto Blue Jays.

My online book does not offer MLB lines this early, but here are my leans for the first baseball games of Saturday:

White Sox
Twins
Angels
Red Sox

Like many Wimbledon wagering whackos, the suspension of the Haas/Cilic match and the Seppi/Andreev match has halted the potential volley of funds into my sportsbook. *I have Haas and Seppi.

Here are my Saturday Wimbledon plays:

Stepanek +105 (1.5 units)
Davydenko +100 (1.5 units)
Stosur +110 (1.5 units)
Gonzalez -190 (2 units)

Best of luck, everyone! I am treating every Saturday winner as a knockout upper cut to Sean Hannity. This mega-conservative misguided a-hole might as well be a Decepticon. He simply has no soul.