Tired of sportsmanship?
Tired of doing the right thing...and losing?
Welcome to the
Serena Williams School of Sportsmanship.
Not only will you learn 100 ways to destroy a tennis racket, cursing like a sailor provides endless communication possibilities:
To the boss: "Give me a raise, or I'll shove this stapler down your m_____ f_____in' throat!"
To your child: "Behave, or I'll beat the f_____ out of you with this Dr. Seuss book!"
To the media: "I am m_____ f_____'in sorry for my outburst. I forgot that so many little _____itch ass kids look up to me."
And finally, remember this final Serena Williams quip:
"Winning isn't everything. It's the only m_____ f_____in' thing."