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Posted Friday, October 08, 2010 02:12 PM

Meeting the President

Meeting the president
One sunny day in late January 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man once again approached the White House and spoke to the same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have come here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."


Posted Friday, July 03, 2009 07:11 AM

Catholic or Not....


Subject: Catholic or not  


The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a
 huge crowd. The House Speaker and His Holiness,
 however, have seen it all before.  To make it a
 little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope,
 "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand
 I can make every Democrat in the crowd go
 wild?" 
    
He doubts it, so she shows him. 
    
Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from
 every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
 subsides. 
  
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of
 arrogance, considers what he could do. "That
 was impressive", the Pope says, "but did you know
 that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make
 EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy
 will not be a momentary display like that of
 your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
 they will forever speak of this day and
 rejoice." 
    
Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One
 little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice
 forever? Show me." 
  So the Pope slapped her.... [More]

Posted Friday, September 12, 2008 11:33 AM

My picks may be late today...

 MY LIVING WILL


Last night my daughter and I were sitting in the family room and I said to
her, " never, never do I want to live in a vegetative state being kept alive
by some machine and fluids from a bottle, that's not the quality of 
life I want in my old age.  
 
If that ever happens to  me, just pull the plug."

So my daughter got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.


Posted Tuesday, September 09, 2008 07:21 PM

Wow!

Have speakers on
Western movie stars of the 40's and 50's


Posted Monday, September 01, 2008 12:14 PM

Politicians are all alike...

 



Posted Saturday, August 23, 2008 12:10 PM

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