Subject: Catholic or not
The Pope and
Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a
huge crowd. The House
Speaker and His Holiness,
however, have seen it all before. To
make it a
little more interesting, the speaker says to the
Pope,
"Did you know that with just one little wave of my
hand
I can make every Democrat in the crowd
go
wild?"
He doubts it, so she
shows him.
Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from
every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering
subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to
be outdone by such a level of
arrogance, considers what he could do.
"That
was impressive", the Pope says, "but did you know
that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make
EVERY person in the
crowd go crazy with joy? This joy
will not be a momentary display like
that of
your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts,
and
they will forever speak of this day
and
rejoice."
Pelosi seriously
doubts this, and says, "One
little wave of your hand and all people
will rejoice
forever? Show
me."
So the Pope
slapped her.