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Posted Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:04 PM

is it weird to grow a playoff beard while your team is doing it also?

I've always been a big fan of playoff beards and have never been great at growing quality facial hair. There are always patches where it just doesn't come in thick. My blonde hair doesn't help disguise it either. I feel like dark haired mustaches can blend in much easier. Anyways, am I the only asshole that grows a playoff beard. This year I decided to let it grow until the rangers and coyotes are knocked out. Getting very itchy. Is this normal or ?

Posted Sunday, April 22, 2012 07:54 AM

gambled with kevin durant last night

Was at the casino playing blackjack when I noticed him an some other black dude standing behind me. The dealer pointed him out to me and  was holy fuck its Kevin Durant.

I casually went up to him shook his hand and told him how big of a legend he is (basically gave him a blow job). Then took a photo with him and chatted some more. They decided to play this game war I've never tried and I followed them to the table. Sitting next to Kevin Durant and bull shitting about the NBA and giving fist bumps after big wins was wells worth the 600 I dropped playing that crappy game. I think my avg card dealt to me was a 5.

Russell Westbrook was a dick. Wouldn't even take a photo was still steaming about how  much he sucked last night. It was just Kevin, some other guy, and me at the table gambling. The other guy I later found out was lorenzo hayward out of marquette. Guy was a dick to me claiming im bad luck guy and who the fuck is this white guy numerous times. Fuck him.

I tihnk he was just mad I didn't recognize him as an nba baller and had him take the photo of me and Kevin. Durant is a very nice guy and I can see why so many people love this dude. The rest of his associates were dickheads, besides cole aldrich who seemed like a good guy sitting quietly packing his kodiak tobbaco before they kicked him out for doing it.
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