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Tip for picking up chicks: Buy a guitar!

By NoseHair | View all Posts
Posted Thursday, May 22, 2008 10:03 PM   11 comments
I bought a guitar a year and a half ago - spent a year learning how to play....took lessons.
 
After about a year of learning various songs (new and classics), I felt comfortable enough to pull out the guitar at house parties, and let me tell you - i've never had so much sex in my life.
 
The ladies LOVE guys who can play the guitar and keep the party going until the wee hours of the morning.  I always end up nailing the drunk girl who doesnt want to go to bed - just wants to sing songs all freakin night.
 
Anyway, if you dont mind late nights playing songs for drunk sluts to sing to, I highly recommend learning how to play.  It's a pussy magnet.  At the end of the night, if you keep playing, there will always be one slut left over at the party who will want to jump you like the rock star you think you are.  It's unreal.
 
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gutcheck says:
05/23/08 12:36AM

Classic!

andarmac99 says:
05/23/08 12:50AM
I hope you're over the age of 16-17 because if not then I got news for ya, that drunk chick at the end is probably the skinny little dude with long hair and girly voice that no one else would hook up with when everybody else paired off. In fact he's probably gay. Does the pooper feel a little sore the morning after??


NONEED4LUCK says:
05/23/08 05:13PM
yeah, and then all the guys make fun of you for being such a toolbox. the thing is, the girl who you are singing for just gurgled a mouthful of jock cum and is now ready to swap spit with you.
joseuribe says:
05/23/08 07:05PM
What really gets the chicks is playing the guitar with your hat on sideways.       
ad1260 says:
05/23/08 07:09PM
Buckeyebomb says:
06/20/08 04:54AM
Wow never thought I would say this but...

I totally agree with you 

 

My buddy has a guitar.  I call em "git tars".

This dude at like 930 on a Friday night with 20 people in his apartment breaks out the git tar.  Turns off the music, TV and starts jammin to some Dave shit...  cool whatever.  This goes on for hours...  completely ruined everything.  I left.

A weekend later same shit happens.  Not with me there this time.  We about got into a fight and  havent talked since...

 

The chicks that were there...  not down with the git tar whatsoever.

Couldnt have said it better myself biggest tool at the party. 

captaincredit says:
06/20/08 05:13PM
Count for President Hilarious!!!

 

Good for you Nosehair - mash all the beef-flaps you can, by any means necessary

ApacheM says:
06/20/08 10:02PM
How about "Dick Breath"
ApacheM says:
06/20/08 10:04PM
If your avatar is you, straighten your Cap.
blacksheep says:
06/21/08 07:17PM
I can't wait to see the chick that is turned on by an accordian. That's got to be mighty scary!
buckysox says:
12/26/08 06:01PM
Did u get laid in Vegas?
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