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Should I feel weird that moms still gives me money?

By NoseHair | View all Posts
Posted Thursday, September 04, 2008 10:23 PM   48 comments
I stop by my moms place every couple of weeks for a quick visit - nothing more than a beer and small talk for a couple hours or so.
 
This is where it gets a bit awkward.
 
Every time I leave her place, moms gives me a peck on the cheek and hands me a $20. Yes, it's true.  Kinda feels like she's still giving me an allowance after 25 years.  LOL
 
Should I tell her to fuckoff and stop giving me her hard earned money?
 
Or should I just continue to smile, take the crisp bill, and blow it myself?
 
Or is this just a normal thing for mom to do?  Am I the only one in here that has a moms doing this?
 
I always feel a little guilty for taking money from her when I visit, but it's almost like it makes her feel good to give me something when I walk out the door. 
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andarmac99 says:
09/04/08 10:38PM
Nothin like sitting down and having a cold one wit your Ma.
williamwallace says:
09/04/08 10:48PM
you should feel weird that you call her your moms
panthalassa says:
09/04/08 10:49PM
well, if you're feeling guilty at all, you could set them aside and get her something nicer for birthdays or mother's day than you might otherwise.

 

but i wouldn't feel too weird.  you're a parent for life.  if she lives to see you turn 60, you'll still be her little boy.

VGPOP says:
09/04/08 10:53PM
Oh shit you remind me, I owe my mom $500 dollars and my grandma $300.



NoseHair says:
09/04/08 10:53PM
Good points guys.

 

I never show up with a gift for her.  I just grab a beer from her fridge, and then leave with cash in my hand.    Nothing at all for her. 

 

Damn.

 

 

andarmac99 says:
09/04/08 11:02PM


Nothing on Mother's day, Christmas, her birthday?
boozer19 says:
09/04/08 11:51PM
i bartend and everytime my mom comes in she gives me a 20 dollar bill.....cant really turn it down....just take care of your mom bro..you ONLY get one in your life!! .......use some of the money she gives you and take her to dinner!!
reppendayay says:
09/05/08 01:10AM
god, why would you tell your mom to fuck off
boozer19 says:
09/05/08 01:14AM
i agree....dont tell your mom to fuck off...bad bad bad
boozer19 says:
09/05/08 01:14AM
bye the way are you related to EMINEM
Gene024 says:
09/05/08 01:36AM

      

joseuribe says:
09/05/08 03:06AM
Use the $20 to buy that new slammin Nick Lachey jam.Then put your hat on crooked, hop in your car,go cruisin, and blast that shit.  
lineguesser says:
09/05/08 03:08AM


that was a petty fucken funny impression of Mr. emoticon doing some lines and an 8-ball
cdl6449 says:
09/05/08 08:18AM


Yeah, it's called sarcasm.
SecondAgain says:
09/05/08 09:06AM
Is she still putting the bun on for Mr Muscle?
Irish08 says:
09/05/08 09:39AM
Dude.....do something nice for your mom. She is your mom and obviously cares about you very much. If she is happy to give you some money, just imagine how happy she would be if you went out of your way and did something for her.
cmo1037 says:
09/05/08 11:47AM

NoseHair says:
09/05/08 02:40PM
I'm bring her some flowers this weekend.  Moms are pretty cool aren't they? 
PocketJacks says:
09/05/08 02:54PM
Take that $20, pick up a 4 pack of wine collers, jump in yo low rider and go pick-up FartNSniff.

 

 

The 2 of you bounce to some Beyonce on the way to the Taco Bell driev-thru.  (cause I imagine that THIS is you two in a car, why you make him sit in the back, I have no idea).

 

 

After paying for your cheezzy double beef, hit on the overweight drive-thru worker.  Get her to come back to your place when her shift is done.

 

 

 

Go back to your place and you and FnS start pounding those wine coolers and blasting some Nice Lachey to get you pumped up.

 

 

 

When fatty from Taco Bell shows up, you two go to town on that shit.  She is a big girl, so she will have no idea where dicks are going in on her.

 

 

 

Come back on here and have FnS start a thread about a threesome he had the other night.

 

 

 

Everybody wins.  You used moms $20 to get yo buzz on and grub on.  Getting yo grub on leads you to chubby at the drive-thru.  Cubby finally gets laid.  FnS finally has his threesome.

 

 

 

Seriously, who loses in this scenario?

 

 

 

 

Keep us posted big guy. 

NoseHair says:
09/05/08 06:42PM
I'm guessing 3rd_and_Long is 14 years old. 
Gene024 says:
09/05/08 06:43PM
3r5d- did you get into alittle boxing match?
Gene024 says:
09/05/08 06:46PM
3rd i meant to say
PocketJacks says:
09/07/08 12:24AM
Update. 

 

 

 

How did you spend that Twenty?

jackdfan says:
09/07/08 03:04PM
NoseHair punched him for dissing his Moms...............

 

Let's review

 

It IS NOT okay to tell Mom to fuck off. Try doing this when Dad is present and see how far you get (when he throws your ass THROUGH the door)

 

IF you are feeling guilty, like, you're getting $20 for nothing (which you are)-then yes, maybe every other or every third twenty you buy her some flowers or a no-brainer gift card where SHE buys gifts. You do this on a non-Mothers Day Weekend, and she will brag to her friends like you're the best son EVER. AND IT WON'T COST YOU A CENT!

 

BTW, beer or not, no matter what the rest of the board says, I think it's pretty nice you visit your Mother, no matter what you call her. I spent plenty of time ignoring my Father after my parents got divorced, and when he died, THEN, I figured out what I wanted to say. F'in brilliant. Try and make them proud of you. Keep talking. Communication is the beginning of understanding. You keep talking to them, they can't be suprised at what you want to do.

kuddish says:
09/08/08 06:06AM
My mom is giving me 3k for my wedding!!

 

She is going to get some great Birthday and X-mas gifts over the next few years.

NoseHair says:
09/13/08 09:01AM

I love my moms - would never tell her to fuckoff.

NoseHair says:
09/17/08 10:17PM
Meet me in the penalty box.  We'll settle the score there.  
starwink says:
02/18/12 09:52PM
Your mom is a fine woman.  
CrusCrnshw says:
09/07/08 09:20PM
i dont think he would actually say to fuck off..its just the wordage he is using.

 

he probably means what you guys are saying, just saying it differently.

Fadeville says:
09/17/08 08:56AM
When you're thinking bad of mom, just remember this:

Mom
Fadeville says:
09/17/08 08:58AM
Mom
flatiron88a says:
09/18/08 01:31AM
second again and 3rd and long are wicked evil for putting Nosehair's mom's picture on their avatars.

 

TheGoldenGoose says:
02/20/12 03:47AM


I heard that
jackjaffee says:
09/07/08 11:31PM

Easily the best suggestion in this thread by far.

michaelpaul1 says:
03/29/12 11:43PM
I_Am_QueensBlvd says:
09/14/08 07:16PM
This one belongs in the archives...
lsufasteddie says:
09/14/08 09:23PM
$20. Its not like she handing over the title to her house.
jp548 says:
02/20/12 06:38PM
NosePick:

I want to be a Wigger Too. Are there any Wigger courses where one can learn to dress like a SPIC and Talk Like a Wigger?

Too bad I'm not a "Southie" because I would hit you so hard that hat that you have sideways would spin off your head like a Frisbee.

As far as you Mom and the $20. I'm pretty sure that was her average price trick on the street,

jp548 says:
02/20/12 01:17PM
You sound like a complete Dirtbag and if that'your Faggot photo in your Avatar, your'e definately a "Vanilla Ice" Wigger.
jp548 says:
02/20/12 02:00PM

Nosepick:

Judging from your Avatar, I'm guessing your Mom got knocked up around 1983 in the backseat in a Camaro by a guy who looks like "Julio" from the movie "Easy Money" with Rodney Dangerfield.

 

Ap1Bfreetorun says:
09/17/08 01:21PM
If it makes your Mom feel better to give you $20 just smile and say "Thanks, Mom".  Then get her something later with the money.  Unless it is causing her a financial hardship, that is.  When Mom is gone you will look back fondly at these times.
mcdrewcarey187 says:
09/17/08 10:41PM

This is tragic really. This guy gets archived because he makes a thread and 500 people clown on him
ad1260 says:
02/19/12 02:54AM
Its not weird dude. Just accept but do something for your mom. Both my parents are still alive and married for 30 years...mom still throws me money. She just feels that its her duty or what not and wants me to be happy.

MOMS RULE---do something nice for her man. Flowers or dinner, she will love it. Moms love the small stuff dude.
Theone324 says:
02/20/12 02:19PM
standuley says:
02/18/12 10:00PM

 

 

 

Biscuiteater1 says:
02/19/12 07:35AM
You have a nice mom, and she has a bum of a son.
I_Need_A_Detox says:
02/19/12 12:27AM

The Hawk  
I_Need_A_Detox says:
02/18/12 09:56PM

why do you and the op have pictures of yourselves as avatars? 

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