Messier-11 says:

coldsnap55 says:
Looks like you and your new Dad  have something in common.

jackdfan says:
Mods, please don't wait, put this in Archives real soon!

samuelsosa says:
I hope I can be involved in a archived thread. NoseHair...tell us more.

CountNo_Account says:
Was she tucked and taped and FABULOUS?

DTher85 says:
Even if this is true, you're still a scumbag for sleeping with her. Do you even really know what is going on in her marriage? You only hear what she is telling you, who knows if she is a just a crazy bitch who likes to cheat on her husband. I am sure you have created an awkward situation for yourself at work now, having sex with a co-worker is not the smartest move since it rarely works out. In the end you should not be proud of yourself, let alone gloating about this. You should never get involved in someone's marriage like this. I hope her husband does not find out and eventually beats the piss out of you, although I would not blame him if he did. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you or anything, I am just telling you how wrong this is and that you may have created a very bad situation for yourself. Why give yourself a headache when you can avoid it?

samuelsosa says:
If Nosehair didnt do the deed someone else would of. The woman is clearly a full-blown skeezer.

tim1604 says:
this shit cracks me up, we need pics?

Jaysvdubwhat says:


and not of nose

LakeFavorite says:
It's cool with me. I'm her husband. I'm really good at poker, and her tits aren't that great. Enjoy........

J_Money420 says:
hahahahah another classic from nose hair

raceman06 says:
pics nose hair, we need pics.

KOAJ says:
at first she wasnt into The Situation but The Situation makes you love The Situation

D-Town says:

umgmu says:

Pocket Jacks lmao

this could be a classic in Covers history as the year comes to a close...

pjrez says:

Flutiemaniac341 says:

Listen to that shit. Ppl ae nuts.

I had the same shit happen to me. Slept with some chick and her ex boyfriend that just moved out and happened to have a key to her place came in over night to get his sound system while we were asleep together. believe me i was scared, actually tried to be a tough guy with him which looking back wasnt very smart. i still cant believe he didnt try anything. after talking to some friends about this shit, i feel lucky. dont get involved with this crap. life is too short already, u dont want it any shorter, look elsewhere. plenty of fish in the sea, dont look for trouble like this.

ZiggyDawg says:
I don't really believe the full story but I do know this. I want to be part of an archived thread.

NoseHair says:
my god, she's already making more plans.

She told me last night that her husband is away for a weekend in late January with work.   She said she'll send her kids to her parents place overnight on Saturday, so we can spend the day / night together at her place.  

I don't know if I should be happy or frightened by this.

tuxman says:
Lipps, He held on for as long as he could for that 15 minutes.

smalltimer says:

nh love the stories...

 

but was it your mom or your aunt??

jmw59 says:
Don't go to her place man.  That won't work

jackdfan says:
rod_steel,

bj22 says:
hope u didnt knock her up!

cpfs146 says:
Getting involved with a married woman is the worst thing you can do. Better get your self some protection.

Lippsman says:

There is something very important here that everyone seems to be missing.

He lasted a whopping 15 minutes. 

 

wizardofroz says:

  I don't give a damn if a woman has a boyfriend.  She is fair game.  But sleeping with a woman that you KNOW is married makes you a pathetic piece of human excrement.  Hopefully, she breaks down in front of her husband and he decides to castrate you for it. 

jp548 says:
Douchebag

Ap1Bfreetorun says:
Excuse him, he thought this was the religious fanatic condemnation Forum.  No one asked your religious opinion, Kid Rio and other nuts.  We are all adults here (except for the teenage gamblers).  No lectures needed.  Some of us suffered with years of lectures from our parents and are not interested in any more.  Have a nice day, otherwise.

Efini says:
Nosehair - next time you see her, give her a GOOD deposit, and try not to withdraw after 15 mins.

tim1604 says:

djspurlz says:

you should have never have gone to your apt with her - now she knows where you lives and when the shit hits the fan with her husband - guess who will be knocking at your door around 10 pm with a couple of rugrats

Besides that you shouldnt have hooked up with a married woman - nothing but trouble can come of it,

She's prob already starting to plan a future in her head with you..

panteraa says:
maybe she should play a round with tiger.

jsab says:
Hit it all you can my man and enjoy.

Iw1nBets says:
you sick asshole

OnlyGod says:
Well Ill be the religious guy

Adultery is wrong and you are both going to hell if you keep this up.

TorontoJoey says:

Kid_Rio says:

Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery

Kid_Rio says:

Next stop, the Jerry Springer Show.  There you can meet the husband, and confess your Adultery.

mightiestmojo says:
Don't sh*t where you eat man!!! The married thing? Who gives a sh*t. She's the one breaking her vows if you were married then yeah you're a dick but this? You're clean. Congrats but yeah, your work situation is messed up. You'll probably do it a few more times but it's going to be weird. 

3rdpig says:

doliver517 says:

nice hat too.

you do understand when your out in public more people laugh at you than think you look good!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to know that right??????????

mr_bollox says:
i dont know whats funnier here, the ridiculous original poster's story or the responses, classic covers!

2169 says:
she's married....she's not falling in love with you.  that you have to understand.  she'll move on thats for sure.  i think you're falling in love.

Flutiemaniac341 says:

These ppl that dont think of the consequences r the same douchebags that give u the finger in traffic.

Whatever happened to morals and the values of individuals. Jealous!? Believe me Ive done it and ive regretted it. If this guy finds out about u, he has every reason to fuck u up. Answer me this.

Can you blame him?

Flutiemaniac341 says:

he's obviously joking..i hope so..

NoseHair says:

I'd prefer not to go to her house, but I'm not wasting any hard earned cash on a hotel room for a night. We can't stay at my crib, as I have a roomate right now.  We'll get more time together stayinig at her place anyway.    It's a little more risky, but I dont get paid enough money to be spending it on hotel rooms in my own neighborhood.    I'm gonna have some fun for a day then we'll be done with.

Grego says:

worse... he might take the kids and leave her with you

williamwallace says:


hahahahahahahahah, it's true.... it's funny cause its true

williamwallace says:
i dont blame you pddy, small asian penises are always worried about people stealing their women

UglyKidJoe says:
Dude,
My wife works at a bank and I also love to play poker with the guys.
What bank do you say you work at?  If you are who I think you are,
you better watch your back cause I'm coming to your work looking for you.
Kid Joe

Ed-Collins says:



I agree.  And I'll share mine. 

I'm sleeping (screwing) a married woman now... and have been for the past five months.  It's great.

Earlier this summer a couple moved into the condos where I lived.  She's 41 and he's about ten years younger.  I was attracted to the woman from the first time I saw her.  (She's Asian and there's something I've always liked about most Asians.)

She must have been attracted to me too because within a week she was coming over regularly, bringing me dinner, (I'm single) visiting with me, chatting with me... and then eventually telling me all about her unhappy relationship with her husband.

Too make a long story short, they are both unhappy... it's not working out for them (they've been married less than a year) but apparently in their culture, getting a divorce is something you just don't do.  He wants kids, she can't have any, his mother doesn't approve of her... the list goes on and on.  And divorce isn't an option even if they did decide to split up, as they would both have nowhere to live - they aren't ready to sell the condo they just bought and divide the money. 

They have little in common, (she's home all day - he works) and when he comes home at night she says all he wants to do is sit around and watch television.  (Why they ever got married in the first place, is beyond me.)

So once I heard all that I knew the door was wide open for me... all I had to do was walk through it... and I did.

We've been screwing an average of two to three times a week since mid-August.  Best sex I ever had.  I'm not kidding.  I think she thinks so too.  I'm not sure why... maybe it's because she's married and we're "not supposed to be screwing around" or that there is a danger that we might get caught.  But whatever the reason is, it's great.  The woman is a wildcat. 

At first I thought her moans of ecstasy was an big act, but I know now they're not.

Her husband leaves for work at 6:30 am each day, and since I don't have to leave for work until 8:30 am, most of our fucking (can I use profanity in this forum?) is usually done in the morning.  Now and then I work from home and take the entire day off and when I do, that gives gives us all day long for sex.  Also, every once in awhile I leave work early, which gives us 60-90 minutes in the late afternoon before he comes home.

I really should look into getting some Viagra.  Most of the time, after a few hours, I'm exhausted... but she doesn't want to stop.

Only a few times have we had sex at her place... it's safer here in my condo.  (Just in case her husband does come home early.)  But the few times we have had sex there I've think I've enjoyed it even more, if that's possible.

She thinks he's seeing someone on the side (someone younger than her) and if so, then all of us are happy.  He's getting some, she's getting some, I'm getting some, and whoever he is screwing around with is getting some.

Sometime next month he's scheduled to leave on a business trip to China (or Japan... I can't remember which) for TWO whole weeks.  Holy Toledo.  I'm going to need to buy some condoms in bulk before that happens.

Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery?  Fuck that shit.  If fooling around was so wrong, God wouldn't make it feel so damn good.  1,000 years from now, what the fuck difference is it going to make anyway?

dennishopson says:


No bank on the planet, even third world countries would ever let this goofy butt fuck nosehair to help settle their funds.....

Jarrett75 says:

wtf are you posting in this thread for? And Time4TP? Does that mean time for toilet paper for your shitty picks or after your picks lose my stomach will be upset and it will be time for tp?

Allbutbroke says:

I hope her hubby catches you with his wife and beats the f*ck out of you.  Have a nice day.

KktdocT says:
i don't know what's worse, fucking a married woman or in love with a married woman.

pezeveng says:

Since she's older and bolder make sure she fingers your asshole just before you cum.

 

michaelpaul1 says:
yeah especially if it was your mom....  are you related ti nose-dic?

michaelpaul1 says:
fn loser

michaelpaul1 says:
you must be a real fn loser to not be able to get a single woman...you are single for a reason much like the other lowlife druggie scum that applaud the actions in this thread...at least you can take comfort that you are the rest of the garbage will not be able to reproduce...enjoy passing disease to each other...

michaelpaul1 says:
nosedic is a fn loser that cant get a single woman so he has to resort to married women...you might get aids boy...or you might give it to her judging by yer ethopia pic in yer avatar...I hope the husband catches you and leaves you a paralyzed for life...

jp548 says:
I slept with your Mom but it was a Gang Bang and I was really drunk so don't hold it against me.

myLORD says:
it's either cool with her husband and don't give a F about it or (worst case) he'll kill you and your family when he finds out.

just think of it happening to you...karma dude

Sandman_130 says:



I hope that's not your face in your avatar.

You will get rolled like a little vanilla ice bitch.

grouch says:
Hey I just had sex with her a day or so ago she acted the same  said she was getting no fullfilment from a babydick boy friend of hers at work

J_Money420 says:
yo nose hair any updates, please let us know what goes down on ur little "winter weekend" in january lol.  and michaelpaul u should jus leave this thread with your annoying posts and that creepy pic of u in your avy.

J_Money420 says:

jfio626 says:

dopalicous says:
zing nice one cmonstole.


hahahahahaaha

dopalicous says:
mildly husky...ooohhhhh my this thread is the best. Than just when you think its over http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=89&sub=672767

cacabware says:

 

 

 

 

tim1604 says:

 

 

nine months later

make sure you post pics

acutance says:
Couple of basic rules being broken here:

WendysRox says:


Is that any good?  The one time I asked a chick to do it, she said, "you wouldn't like it."  My asshole is pretty stinky and hairy, so I don't blame a chick for not wanting to put her finger there.  Plus, what if she does it and I like it?  Does that make me gay?  I don't have a problem with gays, but I don't want to be one.  Ugh, think of only getting aroused at man-ass for the rest of your life? 

jsab says:
I think the guy is pretty funny myself but he is also serious in his stories so that makes it worthwhile banter.

jsab says:
Good luck NH. Hit it hard !

jsab says:
Get her some Jean-Nate

pddy says:
I hope i fuck your wife when you finally get married so you can see how it feels.  You broke the 'man code', nosehair.

pddy says:
No class.  you white piece of shit.

Ace77 says:

bigcash says:
Dude, been there, done that! Had several affairs with co-workers, and like everyone says, it really does not work out in long run. But I guess you will have to find out for yourself. As a playa myself, you do not want to go to her house. Hope you are using protection also. If she is doing it wit u she is probably doing it wit someone else also. Chicks at work dont work out. They eventually get crazy when u start to lose interest or want to go out wit ur boys 4 the night. In return they EVENTUALLY get even at work and try to get u fired. Mark my words on this. Who u think they r going to believe u or woman? A couple of poundings and she is in love--ur not! You wont b able to get rid of her. She'll eventually start showing up at ur house unannounced. Start limiting sex flings to u eventually cut her off. Good luck dude, Hope u dont get fired over this.  BITCHES!!!!

bigcash says:
Dude, if u go to her house, you'll be running between the bushes to get to her house after you already park 2 blks. away. Forget that! Sounds like you're becomming a sucker. Falling into her trap!! Why dont u take control of the situation. U cant go to ur crib, so y dont u tell her to buck up for a hotel this time? Tell her u feel more comfortable there this time. Maybe her house next time--MAYBE(right!). A real playa would never go to her house. Also, y dont u video tape her 4 insurance ?

bigcash says:
If it is an attempt to get attention, he must really be some lonely, needledick, wigger. Sorry son, if this is a bad attempt, y dont u try throwing some old spice on and head down to the bowling alley to try to pick up some chicks.

pauliswilling says:
thanks for tellin me in advance,no poker this weekend...i cant wait to catch ya

DiamondNick says:

Did you here the one  about little Joey?  Joey's dad is in the bedroom giveing it hot and heavy too the wife. He hears a stir at the bedroom door, when he looks up he see's  Joey standing in the doorway. Before  he can say anything Joey runs down the hallway.

Dad gets out of bed a goes to talk with Joey and finds him in grandma's bed giving it hot and heavy to grandma, Joey say's "NOT SO FUNNY WHEN IT's YOUR MOM IS IT " 

K4ngur13 says:


can you get a 3-4 some?

Godsplay says:
JESUS SAVES!!!!

MoneyMike247 says:
And any real man takes care of his wife or girlfriend so its his problem to that his wife cheats.

Kid_Rio says:
If what you are doing is "right", then when must you go around worrying?

Kid_Rio says:

Been to the clinic yet? 

Genital Warts? 

xxMARTINIxx says:
Dude- seriously, she has to be nasty, as you should be having 3 somes with strippers or bitches your age, young dum and full of cum, karma will get ya- one day you be married, and your wife will be getting pounded--- best of luck

doliver517 says:

And by the looks of your avatar, you've slept with countless Dolphins too.

We have found the 2nd tool gentlemen

doliver517 says:

 I HOPE HE DOESN'T STEAL THE MILK AND COOKIES FROM SANTA CAUSE BECAUSE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY....

 

I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOOK WHEN IT HAPPENS AGAIN.....ALL WOMEN FROM THE HOOD CHEAT GUYS

sidewinder333 says:
wait til someone n ur office has been totally screwed by this married woman that u slept that knows her husband and that u post on covers.com. dude u r afucking idiot word travels fast lookout when she shuts up quits talking 2 u her husbund is rite around the corner he is going 2 seriously fuck u up

rickydee says:
I once banged a married woman and her 19 year old daughter!

Skipbone says:
mildly husky

Crusher13 says:
Dude NH, you are classic sociapathic but fricken hilarious full blown lyin piece of doggie doo doo but I must admit you are  a great entertaining thread creator just for the reactions of all of us that need a few laughs, just like your avatar picture.
 
 Happy New Year and make sure you're busy that weekend, going to the "can't miss NFL playoff game." Remember "Bros before Ho's"

Crusher13 says:
 Fricking Hilarious.

   Jerry Springer classic.

On serious side, obviously you've never seen
    "Fatal Attraction" Glenn Close goes psycho!!

  Watch it. You're next. TROUBLE!!!!! Dump her now.
Tell her , now, something came up. Going somewhere with the boys this weekend. SERIOUSLY!!! She knows where u live.......
 

BlackNSilver says:

People keep calling this guy a dick, is that because they are jealous? I think people may be hating on the fact that there not getting any strange and this guy is. Go boy do your thing, if she is giving it up then do what you do.

misfit_aka says:
ur going to her house???? SUCKA ASS FOOL, take my advice from earlier or dont do it at all. i will repost here:


hey young buck...if u gonna go that route at least make sure u get WHAT

U WANT out of it (a new cpu, anal, etc) and do it past 2 times , if

there is a 2nd time invite some friends and make it a party....and why

would u take her back to ur place??? get a motel, a cheap motel.....

if u cant get it that way dont do..have some dick control playa or u gonna get that dick controlled!!

NoseHair says:
Weekend was a blast.

We screwed a few times on Saturday, followed by a Sunday morning molestation before I took off.

Few things worth mentioning...

- The family dog (roscoe) wouldn't leave me alone.  Sniffing me and barking at me for 48 hours.  I wanted to shoot it.  Hopefully he wont tell the master!  lol

- Family photos all over the house spooked me out a bit.  Including wedding photos bedside while I was banging her.

- she told me she was considering leaving her husband within the next month or two.  I told her I was just in this for a good time...and this would be it for me.


She's been telling me at work this week that she wants to see me again.  I told her it was a good time, but it's got to stop. She seems fine with it - but keeps asking me every night.  Anyways, good times.

jmw59 says:
she could be hooked by now dude

Molsen says:
the husband came home and shot him. 

Thesicilian0ne says:
I hope her husband isnt on Covers hahah

LaDaddy says:
.......ok you the kid peoples here at work talking about...we both in mass...yeah I heard the news......you busted the nut in 30 secs...now she mad at you and her husband........wtf..............my turn loser...........j/k.............all good

michaelpaul1 says:
aids

jp548 says:

Wigger?  A Wigger is a White Guys who talks and acts like a Black dude.  You can figure it out from Avatar the hat backwards, looking like he's Vanilla Ice.   If you look at his Avatar it's not hard to figure out what a Low Life piece of shit this douche is.

 

Anyway,  I hope this helps

MidniteWriter says:
I usually don't do married women, but they are the hottest in bed if they are cougars and sex starved. If you have a younger girlfriend, see if you can get her and cougar slut to go down on each other. A little work and it will be happening for ya bro!

Sugarhouse says:
Shucks

dopalicous says:
NH starts the best threads.....

alling says:
bad move screwing a colleague. you need to seriously start looking for a new job.

theanimal13 says:
So......what happened rob van winkle?

TennisCapper says:

DENMM says:

shrimp1958 says:
NH.....Phuckin in her house...U R playin Russian Roulette with yourself....

Meatwadd says:

Dude,,,,

It's gonna get weird at work.... Sorry..... Been there and done that.... Advice to you..... Stop while it's good.  You won't listen to this but don't say you were not warned...

KermitKrunch says:

K Krunch is makiing his return after some time in the gring, thats the green bing.  K Krunch is all about lean green women.  I like em like my string beans. 

Kermit Krunch

I-Got-5-On-It says:

Not exactly a cougar, more of a bitch actually !

Twinz2307 says:
GL NH, unfortunate for you the fun stops after this weekend cuz now she has you right where she wants you......Power of the PUZZY.....she is gonna make you her BITCH . Dont fall in love as you can see you cant turn a hoe into a housewife !!!!!!

 

Get er done...........

misfit_aka says:



DAMN DUDE...what r u trying to do marry this bitch?? make babies? be done with it!! get some a little experience with her and get some shit from her (nice wrist watch, shoes, and  shirt etc) but god damn..get rid of the ho...she has YOU right where she wants YOU..pussy whipped....


By the way group...whats a wigger?

INVSTMTBANKR says:

 

That morning she fixed Fish and Grits. 

I_Need_A_Detox says:

dogunder says: