1) Tailing “Svetlana99” on ‘guaranteed’ 150 to 1 Chernobyl-Bear vs One-Armed-Legless Peasant-From-Minsk cage match (“ees absolutely 123% best bet, comrade, I tell you dees – peasant very stronk like Siberian winter turnip and bear ees way over hill – ees no bullsheet winninks for shoore I am promise dees or I’m hopink my Grantmudder ees crush by statue of giant Babooshka) is probably NOT a great idea

 2) Selling your children’s extensive collection of  rare Barney the Dinosaur/Baby Bop paraphernalia on E-bay for a $5 extra credit on your sportsbook account, in order to place a last minute wager on a Nude-Norwegian Ice-Fishing teaser indicates you MIGHT just have a gambling problem.

 3) Any Covers avatar featuring: 1) a gigantus vagina tastefully veiled by a frilly and aesthetically patterned doily/merkin or the like, or 2) massive boobage poking out from behind a fru-fru-esque translucent tupe-top bearing the phrase “I *heart * porn”, “Touch My Monkey”, “Boinks-R-Us” etc, provides instant capping credibility

 4) Having recurring dreams that your son/daughter/wife has turned into “Seabiscuit” or become the reincarnation of the 1972 Miami Dolphins should be of at least some concern.

 5) Betting the Under on when you will approach your girlfriend to suggest a threesome with her super hot twin gymnast/contortionist/kegel-master sister is likely an excellent, and most logical, play.

 6) Touching wood (no, not that perverts), crossing your head(s), sacrificing chickens, stuffing your cod-piece with horseshoes and four leaf clovers, molesting lucky troll dolls, or wearing the same Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants novelty underwear for 23 days since your win streak began, are indications you are perhaps somewhat superstitious.

 7) Setting up yet another sportsbook account - this time with Jethro’s Sportsbook ‘N’ Hog-Fat/Roadkill Renderin’ Plant – which you heard about on a Zucchini/Phallic Vegetable Fetish site forum board, and immediately making a non-refundable 100k deposit, most likely falls in the category of major ‘do-over’.

 8) Figuring out how to tell your wife you lost her liver transplant funds (again) on a “Tom Cruise finally comes out of the closet and has love-child with Clay Aiken” prop, probably not going to be that easy.

 9) Thread topics with the words “Guaranteed”, “Double Guaranteed” “Triple Dog-with-Super-Lucky-Ticks Guaranteed”, “Lock of the Millennium”, “450% Can’t-Miss-Or-I’ll-Poke-My-Eyes-Out-With-A-Nerf-Spatula” and the picks/leans listed therein are absolute no brainers and almost as good as buying used internal organs over the internet. Simply put, the safest way to invest your retirement funds and even bet your future (or current) children on.

10) Knowing your bookie’s dirty secrets a good thing. Having photos of your bookie getting “R Kelly”-ish on the local game farm’s beloved yak ‘Pepito’ PRICELESS.