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Covers 2009 Top 5 Threads of the Year

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Posted Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:15 AM

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Hey Guys,

The Mods and I will usually add some classic threads into the Archives from time to time, but it's been awhile since I added anything in there.

We saw some pretty hilarious and outrageous threads in 2009 and I wanted to open up a fun contest where we can vote on the Top 5 Covers threads of 2009. To spice things up a bit I brought in Belmont sportsbook to sponsor this contest.

Belmont has graciously offered up a $100 Free Play Account with 6x rollover to the creator of each of the Top 5 Threads!

Make a post in this thread listing your 5 favorite threads from 2009, and please post a link to each thread if you can. I will tally the votes at 12pm EST on Friday, Jan. 22nd and then announce the winners.

Best of luck to all!

-Rizz

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Rizzo says:

01/12/10 10:27AM

I should add in some rules as well...

No voting for your own threads.

5 votes per user.

No voting for the same thread more than once with your 5 votes.

Cheers,

-Rizz

Rockdog says:

01/12/10 10:35AM

Obviously, if the creator of the thread was banned, then you can't nominate that thread.

Rizzo says:

01/12/10 11:00AM

Good point Rockdog, we'll have to exclude those threads where the member was banned.

Thanks,

-Rizz

TheJonner says:

01/12/10 11:50AM

Lou's thread about BodogBecky is definitely the "thread of the year", if not, the best thread in the history of covers.

cacabware says:

01/12/10 04:03PM

i actually just discovered the "archives" a few days ago,,,,,the threads with "philly capper" hitting on "hat" and the dude talking about a cop killer on the loose that got turned into a thread about burritos had me in tears,,,,,2 UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY THREADS if you havn't seen them.....................

vanzack says:

01/12/10 05:03PM

I think it was from 2009 - but I cant find it....

The thread where the guy did his girlfriend in the poop shoot and famously asked "am I ok - pregnancy wise?"

Sparky10191 says:

01/12/10 05:12PM

Damnit...I want to vote for the Yankees v Phillies Game 4 of the World Series ingame thread. That game was close, and the ingame thread was hostile. Very fun.

vanzack says:

01/12/10 05:18PM

Thanks.

Even though not from 09, still think it deserves consideration.

cacabware says:

01/12/10 05:28PM

pretty good. pretty pretty pretty pretty good

Sparky10191 says:

01/12/10 05:31PM

Another one that isn't from 09 but late 08 should be considered. It's an instant classic simply because of the title.

Mark Teixeira is an Oriole

hugh613 says:

01/12/10 05:58PM

It wasn't until I discovered this particular member that I began to understand and appreciate the true meaning of "The Covers Experience".

Ladies and gentleman, may I present to you my personal "Covers Member Of The Year", in not one, but two threads from the "Music" forum: Mr. BarryDingle31.

"I kissed a Girl and I liked it, The taste of her Cherry Chapstick" (technically from '08, but bumped in '09)

Truly an Angel on Earth..

cacabware says:

01/12/10 06:32PM

WE HAVE A DINGLE NOMINATION

jackdfan says:

01/12/10 07:49PM

The gambling is Evil thread, posted on a gambling website!

Featuring Dingle, with special guest KidRio, and a cast of dozens going straight to Hell!

MRSARATOGA says:

01/12/10 07:58PM

Top Porn sites......but it won't win.

palmbi says:

01/12/10 08:24PM

Rockdog, you authored quite a nice one yourself.

Manrub.

platypus says:

01/13/10 12:45AM

I gotta vote for the taylor swift one cause of shit like this:

Flutiemaniac341 says:

01/22/10 01:51AM

Broken English

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=21&sub=100597108

dl36 says:

01/18/10 05:20AM

Vote #1

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=35&sub=100508276

The thread is called "Luckiest Kid ever"

The result was that APK was exposed as a right wing closet pedophile...

dl36 says:

01/18/10 05:22AM

Vote #2

I don't know the name of the thread, but it is basically "Vanzack vs. the Bible beaters"

People should remember that one...

dl36 says:

01/18/10 05:26AM

vote #3

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=35&sub=100528298

"Ask me anything about being with over 500 prostitues"

dl36 says:

01/18/10 05:35AM

Vote #4

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=21&sub=100549117&page=46

"The ORIGINAL FADE FRiEND Thread....Is BACK.....I'm Soo Excited!!"

This was the tracking the picks of a friend who consistently loses and as a result one can make money simply fading his picks...

#1140

Posted: 1/3/2010 10:07:17 PM

QUOTE Originally Posted by PokinSmot:

Record Update:

WK #1 2-1-1

WK #2 2-3-0

WK #3 3-1-0

WK #4 0-0-0

WK #5 1-3-0 / 0-2 parlays

WK #6 2-4-0

WK #7 3-2-0

WK #8 0-4-0

WK #9 1-5-1

WK#10 2-3-0 (TNF 0-1)

WK#11 4-3-0

WK#12 0-3-0TNF 0-3-0 Sun

WK#13 0-1-0TNF 2-3-0 SUN

WK#14 1-0-0TNF 3-3-0 SUN

WK#15 1-0-0TNF 0-2-0 SAT 3-4-0 SUN

WK#16 1-0-0TNF 1-3/1-0 SUN

WK#17 3-2-1 Sun

MNF 7-14-0 (only 4 win was a profit so far...lol)

2009/10 reg season record:

42 W 69 L 2 T -60.86%

HutchEmAll says:

01/15/10 02:26PM

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=41&sub=100645720

This one shows how you never have to pay juice again.

Let me dumb this down for you

I've been doing this for years

HutchEmAll says:

01/15/10 02:28PM

And this might be the best line in this thread:

As long as the next time she takes a dump it dosen't look like you.... you are safe. keep us posted

jackdfan says:

01/14/10 07:08PM

Doctor, doctor, give me the news; I gotta bad case of lovin' you!

dennishopson says:

01/13/10 03:08AM

I agree, but I was the gas on the campfire in that thread Rizz...Koaj was a floater also....

dennishopson says:

01/24/10 07:25AM

Cacab...........

dennishopson says:

01/24/10 07:36AM

Just how in the hell do you know about that thread , when you "joined" in Nov 2009??????

You started a thread about LRM being an ass. What are you? Oh. I'm sorry. You can't post here.......Why not ban these idiots. "Rehab" will work? He's got join date late year '09, but knows '07 more than me.

C'mon guys.......if he's never ever getting out up the box, blow him up.

Tagsrock is liked by everyone and got banned by accident. A mistake I'm confident thatb will be looked into and corrected......

But this guy from '09 is a historian from '07. Hammer him. Give my $100 dollars to Rizz after Tags is back. Tags never did anything.

dennishopson says:

01/24/10 07:42AM

A suggestion, can we get a brand new section, separate from the Box for people that simply perpetually lie?

gus1689 says:

01/23/10 11:14AM

cant remember if it was 08 or 09...but I like the "don't fuck alot" thread

BustinPiles says:

01/14/10 09:24PM

I kind of enjoyed Doctor Falcon's Thread ask me anything

http://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=35&sub=100476857&page=5

Rizzo says:

01/13/10 07:17AM

Keep em coming guys. I'll open this up to threads from '08 too since it has been awhile since we've added anything to the archives.

Cheers,

-Rizz

Rizzo says:

01/22/10 02:02PM

Haha very true Crowkillers.

-Rizz

Rizzo says:

01/22/10 09:29AM

Your thoughts exactly?

You've only been a member for 10 days! Or is something fishy going on?

-Rizz

Rizzo says:

01/22/10 10:14AM

Alright guys,

Lou and I have gone through the recommendations and have chosen the Top 5 Threads of the past few years. These threads will now be found in the archives.

Here are the threads in no particular order:

1) Guggs19's "I Came in a Girl's behind for the first time"

2) JPero's "Mark Teixeira is an Oriole"

3) RockDog's "Is it okay to give another man a massage?"

4) WiskyBadgers' "Here is how you never have to pay juice again"

5) CountNo_Account's "Luckiest Kid Ever"

Congrats to the thread creators, I'll be in touch via PM to award each of you a $100 Free Play with Belmont sportsbook.

Thanks for your input guys,

-Rizz

wizardofroz says:

01/21/10 06:10AM

Tell us what you really think of him.

wizardofroz says:

01/21/10 06:13AM

BoDog Becky will PM her peeps to see if she can accept your nomination.

pjrez says:

01/19/10 04:04PM

This cleaning up piss thread has some potential

Spitfire15 says:

01/20/10 09:19PM

The tale of the fluffy white envelope, and its partner the lost brinks bank bag.

powerade says:

01/13/10 09:42AM

from '07 yet you joined Nov 2009 ????

powerade says:

01/13/10 01:09PM

gotcha....just seemed odd ya know

atlheatholder says:

01/15/10 05:32AM

How old are you man?

banans says:

01/13/10 06:48PM

this needs to be archived ASAP. Love this thread.

cacabware says:

01/13/10 04:40PM

If I was 14,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe you'd have my vote.

cacabware says:

01/23/10 12:30PM

like you even need it Mr. moneybags..................

Rockdog says:

01/23/10 12:06PM

Thanks Rizz, waiting for my $100 credit

WaterHammer says:

01/16/10 06:15PM

Top 100 porn sites is my vote.....over 238,000 views.....must not be overlooked.

beautifulshare says:

01/21/10 03:43AM

My thoughts exactly

dennishopson says:

01/24/10 07:47AM

Generous as always...........

dennishopson says:

01/24/10 07:52PM

HAT WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIRL IN YOUR ROOM

DO YOU LIKE CABERNET

I WISH WE COULD HANG OUT TOGETHER

cacabware says:

01/24/10 11:31AM

HAT WHO IS THIS OTHER GUY DENNIS. I RATHER WE TRY TO KEEP OUR CONVERSATIONS PRIVATE

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