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I came home and my Peyton Manning action figure was on the ground!

By Sammy_Meatballs | View all Posts
Posted Thursday, January 21, 2010 09:03 AM   8 comments

I have a good bet on the Colts to win it all at 3 to 1 odds at the start of the playoffs.

I have a Drew Brees and Peyton Manning NFL collectible Figure attached to my big screen TV on each corner of the 60 inch Tv.

I came home today and to my shock my Peyton Manning Collectible Figure was on the ground as it fell from my TV and his hip was bent and his knee was also twisted right around.

I bent him back into place and placed him back on the TV, but Peytons left leg is still a bit bent.

I hope this is not a sign that PEYTON will be on his back this Sunday.

My thoughts on the game are that Peyton is a Cerebral GENIUS, he is pretty much one step ahead of the Defense and knows everything the Defense is doing.

The one problem I see with the JETS is this Alien named REVIS, he is bloody brilliant. He has GPS tracking system to locate any ball in the air, has the strength of 20 olympic powerlifters, has the brains of Gary Kasparov the world Chess Champion, has webbed hands like a duck which give him super traction to catch any ball, he has the speed of a Cheetah, in fact he might have 4 legs? He has the footwork of a ball room dancer named Rico, he has the presence on the field like the Great GHANDI, when the ball is thrown he goes after it like the GREAT FAT ALBERT goes after a footlong Sub, he has the looks of a runway model, this man is just too good, he might be from Mars?

Now I worry if Reggie Wayne can beat this REVIS? This REVIS is so good, I swear I saw him blitz one play and somehow he made a tackle 15 yards downfield.
Wayne to his credit might have the best hands in the world, he has the softest hands going, he is probably good with the ladies with his soft gentle touches.

Peyton on the other hand is also an ALIEN. I think he has a super computer CHIP installed in his head as part of a secret government experiment. It basically allows him to analyze the Defense and make the correct read and AUDIBLE.

Why couldnt the Brees Figure have fallen? Is it a sign? Is is nothing?
Is REVIS getting into my head? is REVIS HUMAN? Is PEYTON a CYBORG?

What is going on FOLKS? I need some answers?


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tazs_crew says:
01/21/10 09:53AM
sammy meatballs, always a good read
PLAYER_G says:
01/21/10 10:41AM
I think Manning locates Revis, and throws somewhere else.  I hope so anyway.  Manning's pretty smart.
zooyorkinc says:
01/21/10 11:32AM
Sammy, for the love of god, please tell me your lego replica of the Superdome is still standing.
Coverdatspred says:
01/21/10 12:47PM
Great stuff Sammy 


Gold_Rush says:
01/21/10 12:58PM
Sammy lol ,

yes that is a sign. Peyton will be bent over - twisted and thrown
to the ground all day.. GO JETS
Gold_Rush says:
01/21/10 12:59PM
Sunday's Forecast for the Game...


Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs for Peyton
Phor20 says:
01/21/10 01:54PM
Like Journey sings, 'you're in loooove'. You love Revis. Go Marry Revis. You can't stop thinking about Revis. You love aliens. Peyton's failed bungee jump from the TV is a sign. Peyton is going to enter the stadium on a zip line from the roof of the dome, fall down and break his leg. Painter will start the game and he will spill and splatter all over the place. He will be painted green by day's end.

My main question is why do you have a Breesus and Peyton action figures on your tv? Do you bring them in the bathtub too? Time to get out of the house a lil more often, Skippy. Peyton, Sanchez nor Favre has a chance against the HU-DATS, not this year! Another odd stat I checked this week was what the FUTURES lines were day of the season. INDY AND MIN @ 12-1, HU-DATS @ 11.5-1.. Jets were 50-1, but 3 are all pretty much identical, hmmm, makes you wonder... PAYTON will be lifting Vince's Shineyness in the Sun Life state...

Kazual12 says:
01/22/10 10:43AM
It might be a voodo curse on manning that is the only way the Jets win.
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