Ron Artest has to be the dumbest motherfu&$er in professional sports.

I know this isn’t new news, but felt it is something that needs to be addressed again, and again, and again. I really believe Ron Ron’s stupidity stems from his constant need for attention.

Artest’s stupidity is so severe that it caused him to dye his hair purple and gold last Sunday. He outlined the word “defense” into his skull in three different languages: Hebrew, Japanese and Hindi.

In case you missed the golden-haired child, here’s a picture of that ridiculous dome.

This wasn’t the first time Artest has shaved logos or words into his head to attract attention to himself. He used his noggin as a billboard when he was with the Pacers, Kings and Rockets as well.

One of my favorites came with Indiana. Artest shaved the words “Tru Warier” into his head. Here’s a picture.

This isn’t a freakin’ tweet Ron; you can actually have more space than 10 characters to display the correct spellings of the words. And damn, even if you are shortening “Warrior” to “Warier” at least use an “o”.

In honor of Artest’s mental disability, I’ve dug up a few of the best quotes from the craziest character in the Association.

“Paul I’m so sorry to humiliate you on TV by pulling your shorts down.” – Artest said after dropping Paul Pierce’s pants during a game. Here’s the video.

“I definitely should have got a pass on that one, when I went into the stands. Fortunately beer doesn’t harm your eyes; you can just wipe it out. I lay on my bench in my neighborhood and nobody throws beer or rocks at me.” – Artest said after the fan brawl at The Palace in Detroit.

“Stay focused and stay away from unknown females.” – Artest’s words of advice for younger guys in the NBA. Maybe words Ben Roethlisberger could adhere to as well.

“When I was kid, I didn’t know anything about spayed or neutered. When I found out about it I thought it was expensive, but it’s not, you can have it done at a cheap price. And it will save more lives.” – Artest said during an unscripted PETA ad. This video is hilarious, please check it out.

"I'm growing up, maturing, but at the same time I'm hood forever.” – Artest during interview.

"I like David Stern, I think he's from the hood." – Artest after meeting with the commissioner.

“In the NBA, they don't promote guys like me. They like guys who like Cheerios, good guys. But I find a way to promote myself.” – Artest said after he was probably not getting the attention he deserved.

If you have other dumbass quotes or incidents by Ron Ron, post them below!