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Super Bowl Drinking Game

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Posted Friday, February 05, 2010 02:55 PM   6 comments
With so many storylines surrounding the Saints in Super Bowl XLIV, a drinking game was bound to surface. After all, isn't New Orleans the drinking capital of the country?

1. Every time they mention Hurricane Katrina, drink.

2. If they show pictures of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink.

3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the city of New Orleans,
drink.

4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood” or “devastation” are used, drink.

5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink.

6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink until she goes off the screen.

7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or saying “bringing the wood” drink for five seconds.

8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield and outrun the defense, drink and then turn to the person next to you and say, “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman.”

9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms, drink.

10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, shotgun a beer.

11. Every time they use the word "destiny" in correlation with the Saints, drink.

12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor.

13. If the used the word "passionate" when describing Saints fans, drink.

14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans or the city of New Orleans “deserves” a Super Bowl title, drink.

15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink.

16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink.

17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after
Katrina in the Superdome, drink.

18. Every time they compare Hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell “bullshit!”

19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink.

20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink. If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink for five seconds.

21. Every time they show a Saints fan yelling “Who dat!” or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink.

22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink and mention to someone how much better he is than Deron Williams.

23. If they show former mayor Ray Nagin, drink for five seconds and then punch someone in the face.

24. If they mention Tiger Woods, finish your drink.

25. If the Saints win, do a car bomb.
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habs420 says:
02/06/10 01:28AM
At this rate, some people will be toasted by the end of the national anthem.

Go Saints!

robwalton says:
02/06/10 03:06AM
thats awesome
jackdfan says:
02/06/10 03:57PM
If they mention Bourbon Street, drink.

If you hear a name that SOUNDS LIKE "PAYton", drink.

If you hear the name Pierre, drink.

bobmor says:
02/07/10 03:04PM
#26. When brother-in-law Frank was staggering to his car after a N.O. 24 hour binge, I asked him why he was driving in such a condition. As a true Saint fan he sputtered, "Cuzz I'm too drunk to walk." Boy, would he like that game!
GoPats1 says:
02/07/10 05:26PM
take a drink every time a Tea Party is mentioned!
GoPats1 says:
02/07/10 05:54PM
The NYTimes has an article on the odds of playing a square in the 10 X10 superbowl girds based on past performances in superbowls. Good reading for a betting man
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