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NFL Drug Cartel

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Posted Thursday, December 15, 2011 05:55 PM   25 comments
Sam Hurd was a drug kingpin that moonlighted as a professional football player.

In case you don’t know who Sam Hurd is (and that’s completely understandable), he is currently on the Chicago Bears roster as a wide receiver, but mostly plays as a special teamer. He spent five seasons in the same capacity with the Dallas Cowboys.

Hurd was arrested Thursday on federal drug charges. He met with an undercover agent in Chicago Wednesday night to negotiate a deal to purchase 5-10 kilos of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana every week. The agreement outlined that Hurd would pay $25,000 per kilogram for the coke and $450 per pound for the weed.

That’s a bargain price for both goods, especially the greenery. It must’ve been the dirtiest of schwag.

Do the math and Hurd was going to shell out more than $2 million a month on illegal drugs. Hurd was making $685,000 for his day job. You've seen Blow; he was making a hell of a lot more than that by night.



According to the crime report, Hurd was one of the top drug dealers in the Windy City. Businessmen, hookers and college kids weren’t his only clientele. Police obtained a list of NFL players who were supplied drugs by Hurd and the number was of the double-digit variety.

That got me thinking, who will be on the list if it surfaces? I’ll take a shot at the top 10 clients on Hurd’s speed dial.

10. Ricky “Sticky Icky” Williams - All of the 1,000 pounds of weed was for him.

9. Brian Cushing - He started substituting cocaine for steroids so he could still rage.

8. JaMarcus Russell - The sizzurp just wasn’t cutting it.

7. Raheem Morris - Not a player but can’t you just see this guy tooting lines with his team?

6. Bill Romanowski - This lunatic slams blow for breakfast.

5. Fred Davis/Trent Williams - This was the D.C. branch of Hurd’s nationwide operation.

4. Percy Harvin - He needed the medicinal stuff for his migraines, come on!

3. Nate Newton - Introduced Hurd to all the hookups in Big D.

2. Michael Irvin - Was one of Newton’s biggest clients, now one of Hurd’s.

1. Jerome Simpson - Above Hurd on the field, below him in the drug hierarchy.



Other than feeble attempts to make you laugh, I do some NFL pickin’ around these parts too. I already sent out two early plays for this week. They were Ravens -1 and a 6-point, 3-team teaser (+180): Cowboys -.5, Giants -.5 and Bengals PK.

Here’s my weekly segment with former MLB player and current KNBR radio host Eric Byrnes. We break NFL Week 15 betting matchups. Thanks for listening.

There won’t be a blog next week because I’m headed to the Caribbean with my loving wife. I’ll post any plays for Week 16 on my Twitter account so follow me by clicking this link. Have a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

NFL Record: 43-27-3, +13.43 units

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ScottCooley says:
12/15/11 06:43PM
Adding for Week 15 Broncos +7, ML +260 (half unit on each)
Cardinalchick says:
12/15/11 07:06PM
This is freaking hilarious!
ScottCooley says:
12/15/11 07:08PM
Shoot, I left off Lawrence Taylor...
CanadaCup says:
12/16/11 12:00PM
Taylor's got to be in the Top 5!!
ddubb45 says:
12/16/11 05:15PM
Very Risky play on the BRONCOS this week. PATS will put it in their A$$ and not stop until they have a 21+ pt. lead. Yes PATS D is shaky... Even though, just take a look at the Broncos last 6 opponents. Then take a look at their last 3 losses. All against teams with a top 10 offense. The spread should be more like +11.5 for the BRONCOS. The books know this and so should you. Good luck!!!! I AM A TEBOE FAN!!!! Just keepin' it real....
earthWake says:
12/16/11 05:35PM
$450 per pound??!! I know buying in bulk lowers the prices, but that sounds like pretty shitty weed.
earthWake says:
12/16/11 05:37PM
Also, what are you doing with that 3 team teaser? You would get way better odds if you parlaid Cowboys, Bengals and Giants moneyline!

Comeon MANNNNNNNNN

JayBiz says:
12/16/11 11:44PM
Like that same teaser. earthwake is wrong btw- even if you can get all three teams at -300 ML (which you can't- more like -300-320-330, the payout is +120-+137.
ScottCooley says:
12/17/11 12:21PM
Adding for Week 15 Patriots/Broncos O46
ScottCooley says:
12/17/11 12:22PM
Obviously I disagree ddubb, but glad you'll be pullling for Timmy as well. Good luck fellas.
earthWake says:
12/17/11 02:40PM
Yes, I was wrong. was very suprised all three 7 pt favs were worse than -300.

Gl on your plays.

Motorcity says:
12/18/11 09:02AM
GO PATROTS!!!! Tebow and friends will get exposed
ScottCooley says:
12/18/11 11:24AM
This could be the week it comes back from Heaven to earth for the Donkeys. I sure hope not.

Adding Broncos TT O19.5 (-115)

ScottCooley says:
12/18/11 11:37AM
Adding Dolphins TT O19 (-115)
ScottCooley says:
12/18/11 11:43AM
Adding Packers -11
ScottCooley says:
12/18/11 08:30PM
Added a unit on Ravens ML (-115)...good luck
warcameagle56 says:
12/19/11 01:59AM
He deserves to go to pen for a longtime bc he s a greedy MORON..JUST RUINED HIS WHOLE LIFE.SAD
ScottCooley says:
12/19/11 10:12AM
last play for the ugly week is Steelers +3
lmstudfosho says:
12/19/11 04:18PM
Scott, What's your opinion on the OVER/UNDER in tonight's MNF game?
ScottCooley says:
12/19/11 08:22PM
Sorry just now getting back to you lmstudfosho. I'm not playing but gun to my head would take under 37. Good luck buddy
lmstudfosho says:
12/20/11 02:07AM
Thanks. I actually bet the UND before you even responded!
daddylbucks says:
12/20/11 09:38AM
So glad I stayed away from these picks..Scott you had a fucked WK..
ScottCooley says:
12/20/11 10:15AM
I'm glad you did too daddybucks. Was the worst week all season. Feel almost lucky coming away only down a couple units or so. Thank goodness for the totals.
ScottCooley says:
12/20/11 08:15PM
Postin' picks on the ole Twitter account this week in case you want to follow, which I would advise against. Here's the handle: http://twitter.com/#!/ScottWCooley
ddubb45 says:
12/20/11 11:58PM
Hey, u and I should get something going Scott Cooley. I'm pretty decent on spreads and you're pretty good on totals. Pats were up 11 deep in the 4th. and ended up with a late score to go over the spread double. That over was a great call....
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