Posted Sunday, August 25, 2013 04:37 AM
Baltimore Ravens preseason analysis:
Week One: Joe Flacco plays one quarter. In that quarter, Tampa Bay outscores Baltimore 3-0. Tyrod Taylor replaces Flacco at QB and in the last three quarters the Ravens outscore the Bucs 44-13, winning the game 44-16.
Week Two: Joe Flacco plays the first half. In the first half, Atlanta outscores Baltimore 20-7. Tyrod Taylor replaces Flacco for the second half and the Ravens outscore the Falcons 20-3, winning the game 27-23.
Week Three: Joe Flacco plays three quarters. While he is behind center, Carolina outscores Baltimore 34-17. The Ravens insert Tyrod Taylor at QB, and although they outscore the Panthers 10-0 in the 4th quarter, their comeback falls short as Carolina escapes with a 34-27 win.
Obvious conclusion: Screw stats and big money contracts. Bench that bum Flacco and start Tyrod Taylor! He wins games!