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Posted Tuesday, April 05, 2016 03:09 AM

Why is Nick 'Imbecile P' Young getting so much sympathy?

What a world we live in....

Posted Thursday, March 31, 2016 09:00 AM

Just saw a guy rocking a samurai haircut ponytail whilst wearing one of those skirts...

Jesus Christ, The end is near. 

Posted Friday, March 18, 2016 11:25 AM

If Madonna was a man, She'd be facing child abuse allegations for what she did


We officially live in a world where women can do no wrong and men can do no right, Let's raise a glass to the hippies that have destroyed this beautiful world, F-cking pieces of sh-t. 

Posted Saturday, March 12, 2016 07:12 AM

Are baseball odds more influenced by team performance or pitcher performance?

I've always wondered about this topic but never asked the question, Do baseball lines have more influence from team performance at the time or how both pitchers are viewed? So for example, A very good side home to a .500 side but the very good sides pitcher is not as highly rated and has a higher era than the .500 sides pitcher, Who is viewed as a stud and is still unbeaten for the season, However the very good side who is at home have been in red hot form with the bat whereas the road side has been jekyll and hide, Who do the odd makers give more line respect to in this situation? because if the odds were generated off of team performance the home side would -150 regardless but if it was down to the pitcher, You could have the home side as short as -115.

Seasoned baseball gamblers chime in with your thoughts please. 

Posted Tuesday, March 08, 2016 07:35 AM

Why do Black men have such a poor taste in White women

Everywhere i look there's an even trampier version of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and that's saying something, If i was a Black guy and living off my race as a sexual attraction, I'd go for the really hot White chicks not the run of the mill types.

Anyone else notice that or is it just limey swish? 

Posted Wednesday, February 17, 2016 10:20 AM

Guy pulls absolutely hilarious Valentines day prank on his cheating girlfriend

42 carat legend in my book. 


Posted Thursday, February 11, 2016 10:26 AM

Just threw my bottle of water at some social media junkie, skinny jeans wearing twitbag

Just got back from Central London which is our equivalent of Manhattan or Times Square and was looking for a shop, It is a upper class, posh, stuffy area so i knew there would be some who would ignore my help. So i approach these two guys and ask for directions and the more feminine one of the two goes to me 'Just google map it', I replied 'I don't have google maps on my phone', He then sort of gave me a sarcastic sorry and i threw my half full bottle of water at him whilst standing my ground, It him on the back as he flinched and they just briskly walked off looking at me. If i had google maps, Why the fecking feck would i ask you twitbag?
What a 42 carat f-cking twitbag, Is this what we have come to as a society? Where we are that reliant on social media, the internet that we no longer carry basic fundamental principles, What if some old man comes up to you for the time? Do you tell him just check on your phone? 
Hate these type of tw-ats and then on the way home, I get onto a double decker bus and i swear i'm not lying, There's about 15 people on the top deck and virtually everyone is locked onto their phones whilst the seat nearest available to me had some annoying rich European chick sitting there and she had shopping bags on the other seat, I'm standing by the seat saying nothing waiting for her to realize that she should move her bags, She doesn't notice until i gave her a nice 'Move your bags so i can sit down for f-ck sake'. 
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Posted Monday, February 08, 2016 09:14 AM

What a snooze fest of a Super Bowl

I didn't have a penny on this game but judging it against some of the other recent Super Bowls we've had, What a f-cking snooze fest and Bruno Mars and Beyonce, Wow, What a great performance...NOT.

I know Kubiak isn't the best of coaches and is safety first but why was he making Peyton throw two yard screens when they were up by 9 with a whole quarter to go? and Cam Newton showed how pathetic he was with his inability to handle the big stage, His first few throws he was way off you could tell he was nervous. All game long i waiting for a David Tyree moment, Waiting for a Pete Carroll throwing it decision type of moment, Just very unspectacular and not entertaining and the argument it was two good defenses going at it old school style isn't valid because both offenses played very conservatively.

Simple question, Did you enjoy it or not? Not me.

Posted Sunday, January 03, 2016 09:14 AM

Armed WHITE AMERICAN men take over wildlife refuge in Oregon


How are these White terrorists any different from those ISIS twits?

Imagine if this was Black men, Imagine the amount of in game threads that would be made in the GD forum, Yet it takes a good ol limey like myself to make it, Shame on you hypocritical degenerate Yanks.

Posted Friday, December 18, 2015 09:33 AM

12 year old NON MUSLIM kid with heart condition makes joke about having a bomb in Texas

Gets arrested, Those Muslims have really scared the crap out of you lot haven't they. 

Here's the link fellas, 

A 12 year old NON MUSLIM kid with glasses and a heart condition. 

Posted Wednesday, November 25, 2015 04:52 AM

Donald Trump at +500 to win it all??????????

I don't follow U.S. politics much but every time i do catch a glimpse of the election build up, Hillary and him are the two that seem to be doing well or well-ish, Rubio is an interesting candidate but no way can a Latin president be elected right after a Black one so that's him out of the running, Which leaves Jeb Bush as the only other threat.

If the race is a two way dog fight between Trump and Hillary, Hillary is at -150 and Trump at +500, I think Trump presents some value here plus he seems to be riling up the nut job's and getting them on side, and there's a lot of nut jobs in America so that should count for something. 

Posted Monday, June 15, 2015 09:00 AM

How can anyone confirm that there is a heaven and hell? LOL

My Mum passed away a month ago hence me not being so active on here recently and as i was at the funeral, I had religious folk saying stuff like 'May she find a place in heaven' and jokingly saying that she wasn't a bad enough person to be going downstairs etc, Which led me to think at night, How do these nut jobs know where she may or may not be going now that she has died? To confirm if there is a heaven and hell or there isn't you would need to have died and came back, So basically it's guess work.

Where we end up when we die, Who knows? but to assume you know where we go is plain ignorant and stupid which makes my opinion stand on most religious folks being people who are scared of dying and in need of something to clutch onto.

Posted Thursday, April 16, 2015 11:51 AM

My predicted spreads and totals for the NBA play offs

Atlanta -10 v Brooklyn, 198

Cleveland -7 v Boston, 201

Chicago -7 v Milwaukee, 189

Toronto -5 v  Washington, 204

Golden State -11 v New Orleans, 201

Houston -5 v Dallas, 207

LAC v San Antonio -1.5, 204.5

Memphis -6 v Portland, 192


Posted Friday, April 03, 2015 07:25 AM

Stop complaining about the new layout for ESPN.com people

I love it, It's faster than the old layout and it's much more hip, Get with the times you whiny old fuddy duddies.

Posted Tuesday, March 17, 2015 03:56 PM

Chris Borland's decision to retire is pretty pathetic

He say's he has made the decision to give himself a better chance of extending his life, Well Chris, Sorry to tell you mate but if some nut case were to run you over tomorrow, Your good health means nothing, No one knows how long we have to live, His decision reeks of a guy who no longer wants to play in the NFL and therefore has come up with this lame excuse for not playing.

If you truly want to win the Vince Lombardi trophy, I'm sorry but you don't threat over things like concussions etc, Did he think NFL football was a safe sport and therefore he only realized it wasn't after sustaining a concussion or two? Naivety at it's finest.

His decision is basically like a guy who has to decide between continuing to work his 9/5 job and just get by in life or invest in a business to possibly improve his life significantly and run the risk of being in debt or having to find answers later down the line, I know which guy I am, God forbid I start taking the easy option in life, We could die tomorrow, You should never be in your comfort zone, Always strive for more.

Posted Saturday, February 28, 2015 07:31 AM

Have any of my friends across the pond been watching or following the Cricket World Cup?

I just went onto ESPN.com and the headline was the game between New Zealand and Australia, If ESPN is pushing the Cricket World Cup, Surely it's an attempt at developing interest in the states? However, Having said that, Soccer has just recently started to truly take off, I doubt Cricket will be able to considering it's complexities.

Just a question, Have you watched or even took note of the Cricket World Cup that is going on in Australia and New Zealand, It's been great entertainment mind you, I have Australia winning it what with the talent, being home and emotional motivation as well, One of their players died after getting hit on the head during a match last year, I got them at +250.

Posted Wednesday, February 25, 2015 09:16 AM

The Knicks +11.5 tonight v the Celtics is the best situational bet i've seen in a while

So Phil Jackson criticizes the Knicks effort against the Cavs, Despite them only losing by 1 ATS, Line was +17 and they lost by 18, In the betting world that is giving effort Phil Lol.

Coach Fisher then comes out and says his side are giving effort and now they face a mediocre, overhyped because they are a good ATS side in the Celtics, Who the hell are the Boston Celtics to lay -11.5 against anyone?

I expect the Knicks to win this or lose a close game, Give me the Knicks +11.5, As soon as I heard Jackson's comments, I thought if the Knicks have good value on the spread next game, I will bet them.

Posted Monday, February 23, 2015 09:48 AM

Why do us gamblers have such a hard time admitting that we are losing/failing?

Let's cut to the chase, The majority of us are losing, If not we're stuck in .500 ville, Which applies to me.

It's funny how so many of us are losing yet none of us can truly pinpoint what we are doing wrong, If some bozo leaves a message saying bad money management I'm going to go all cyber Jet Li on you, I'm talking about the fundamentals of sports betting.

Why can't we predict who wins a sport game more than 5 times out of 10 if that, A sport which we supposedly follow or think we know, Why can't we? Are we getting influenced by the odds? Are we being lazy?

I just don't understand how so many of us gamblers can lose and not one of us put a finger on what we're truly doing wrong, Discuss.

Posted Monday, February 16, 2015 11:53 AM

Anyone on the Clem/GA Tech over, Great value total

I know diddly squat about College basketball, I have watched one College basketball game in my entire life, I've always admired the sport since you yanks seem to go mad for it in March but myself could not make time for it and always valued it beneath the NBA, What with more coverage given to that over here.

The only NCAAB game I've watched was a game in which NC State played a dark clothing team which had a Somalian player called Mo Faried or something, I remember Van Gundy fawning over him, It was a Monday night game.

However the past two days I've spent crunching the numbers, Locating which teams are red hot ATS and which one's are the Radio Shack of the NCAAB betting world, I've also studied which teams are over teams and which are under teams.

Clemson is an under team HOWEVER, The total shift in their games has been huge and they are coming off an over, 116 in a game where there's not a big favourite means we only need a 62-60 game to land the total, If Clemson's O/U totals were a stock the share price would have gone from 40 a share to around 18 a share.

I will make a late play to watch what the market does, As long as the total doesn't get higher than 117, I will definitely make a play on the over.

Posted Monday, February 09, 2015 01:28 PM

How can anyone bet on GSW at -16 on the road?

I don't care what the result of this game and what your betting philosophy is, Whether you love betting underdogs or whether you firmly bet faves, How can you bet a side that is could win a game in a blow out and still not cover away from home?

The Sixers have shown a hint of competency in their past few games and that for me is all you need to make a bet on them, How do we not know GSW completely overlook them here, Have a half arse practise leading up to this game and also have their eyes firmly on the all star break?

Give me the Sixers +16 all day long, and if they get smoked by 30, I will be here to take it on the double.

Posted Sunday, February 08, 2015 07:10 AM

What number would make you think about betting the Lakers vs the Cavs today?

For me anything above 15 would make me interested but if the line is 12 or lower then there's no way I would bet it, Just could not trust this Lakers side to cover that.

Posted Monday, February 02, 2015 09:36 AM

What's our opinion of shake shack?

Is it all hype or can this company compete with Mcdonalds in a serious way?

Posted Monday, December 01, 2014 07:46 AM

Just how materialised have they turned Christmas?

Don't get me wrong I look forward to this part of the year but I also can't help but notice how insanely materialised they have made it become, Everywhere you look someone is trying to sell you something to buy as a present.  

Posted Thursday, November 27, 2014 06:13 AM

Has anyone started a business on ebay?

If so, How seriously are you running your business? Is it no more than just trying to sell some old junk in the house for a little spending money or can you actually invest big and have wholesalers providing you stock?

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