Posted Tuesday, December 08, 2009 01:31 PM
So my roomates and I threw a little party last Saturday and Santa made an appearance.
One by one, he got each of the naughty girls to sit on his lap (fine young ladies I must add). He told them that they were on the naughty list but they had a few more weeks to get on Santa's good side.
In order to do so, they had to think of one thing that they wanted underneath the Christmas tree that was just a little bit naughty. They then had to whisper this into Santa's ear if they wished to receive a little treat from the big guy... they all participated.
Santa was very impressed with some of the responses.
Among some of the naughty girls' wishlist items and gifts were double-ended dildos and the ability to squirt. Whips and sex swings were also requested.
God I love the dirty minds of women. They're almost as dirty as us.
My question to you is this... what other items do "regular" girls want underneath the Christmas tree?