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Naughty girls on Santa's lap

By ZarleyZalapski | View all Posts
Posted Tuesday, December 08, 2009 01:31 PM   39 comments

So my roomates and I threw a little party last Saturday and Santa made an appearance. 

One by one, he got each of the naughty girls to sit on his lap (fine young ladies I must add).  He told them that they were on the naughty list but they had a few more weeks to get on Santa's good side.

In order to do so, they had to think of one thing that they wanted underneath the Christmas tree that was just a little bit naughty.  They then had to whisper this into Santa's ear if they wished to receive a little treat from the big guy... they all participated.

Santa was very impressed with some of the responses.

Among some of the naughty girls' wishlist items and gifts were double-ended dildos and the ability to squirt.  Whips and sex swings were also requested.

God I love the dirty minds of women.  They're almost as dirty as us.

My question to you is this... what other items do "regular" girls want underneath the Christmas tree?

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jay10 says:
12/08/09 01:35PM
Was this a strippers party?.....
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 01:38PM

Na... just regular girls.. some teachers, business women, waitresses.. university students.. regular girls.

Messier-11 says:
12/08/09 01:38PM
jay10 says:
12/08/09 01:42PM
so....you were Santa?....
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 01:56PM
That I most certainly was... .  Perhaps the finest 30 minutes of my life.  The girls swinging by a few hours later to ask if they can expect Santa to deliver on their requests was just as nice.
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 01:58PM

Any other ideas on what these girls want?

jay10 says:
12/08/09 02:03PM
probably not a creep job playing Santa at next years party...
TheJonner says:
12/08/09 02:14PM
These chicks were fucking with you because you looked and acted desperate.
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 02:21PM

Haha.. some of them my have thought that... but I'm certain that most of the girls enjoyed confiding in Santa.

gunonenic says:
12/08/09 02:53PM
michael, good to see you at it again
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 02:54PM
To clarify... they were all 21 or older.  It was a Christmas themed party so although some may have been creeped out after a bad experience with Santa back in their childhood, the majority were extremely excited  to sit on Santa's lap.
gunonenic says:
12/08/09 03:03PM

 

maybe they were imagining all the gifts they could afford from the settlement

 

 

jay10 says:
12/08/09 03:05PM
If I had been at this party...and you were to have asked my wife about "naughty" gifts.....I would have dropped your fat ass like a bad habit.....
pezeveng says:
12/08/09 03:07PM

first I though it was a real story, than I thought it was a joke and waited for the punchline, than I was wtf.

 

ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 03:14PM

 

Haha.. and I would have deserved it.  No married girls on Santa's lap.  That was one of the stipulations.

umgmu says:
12/08/09 04:32PM

sounds like a cool party..

did any ask for Sausage from Santa ?

ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 04:46PM
Haha... unfortunately not... although he did get a few phone #s stuffed under his belt.
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 05:05PM

Haha.. no... but I like your sense of humor.

wallstreetcappers says:
12/08/09 06:26PM
Penthouse Forum mag subscriber.


gunonenic says:
12/08/09 07:31PM

 

and he writes them on a note card and tape it on his sleeves

BDUBB says:
12/08/09 09:38PM
Still trying to figure out what the hell the point of this thread is........
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 09:38PM


Quality comments.. I think I'm gonna like this group... My story is in fact 100% non-fiction and happens to have happened just a few nights ago.
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/08/09 09:42PM
The point... if I actually had one.. was to get some other intel from you gents on what these "regular" girls want underneath their tree.  I was impressed with what they had to say and was certain you guys had a few other stories.
Rizzo says:
12/09/09 02:18PM
Zarley,

I think you deserve to be on this list of Sketchy Santas:

LINK



We'll get your image up there soon.

-Rizz
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/09/09 02:23PM

Haha.. I just scrolled down to the bottom of that link and found myself dressed as Santa.

Nice find, Rizzo.   People have certainly called me sketchy in the past but I think we're all a little sketchy from time to time.

pjrez says:
12/09/09 05:24PM

What covers member owns a saxaphone

Grego says:
12/11/09 12:22AM

 

ZarleyZalapski says:
12/14/09 10:46AM

 

No BJs for Santa... but his alter ego may have received one.  The pics are out there... don't think I should post.

ZarleyZalapski says:
12/10/09 10:19AM
Ding ding ding!  VaughnK it is.
ZarleyZalapski says:
12/10/09 09:27PM


Haha... some of them were actually quite classy... just not that classy after a few drinks and they sat on the big man's lap.

Still no other gifts???
accventures says:
12/10/09 09:13PM
Classy women it sounds like....
NONEED4LUCK says:
12/10/09 06:51PM
Nuts4theball says:
12/09/09 07:50PM

 

VaughnK...not how the pants are pulled down!

Nuts4theball says:
12/09/09 07:51PM
notice
jeffjames says:
12/10/09 07:33PM

they like tix to vegas

 

jay10 says:
12/10/09 10:00PM
....I got a creepy feeling that you are holding your "member" in anticipation...
TorontoJoey says:
12/10/09 06:43PM
TorontoJoey says:
12/10/09 06:46PM
Coatsy says:
12/11/09 05:23PM
Um where the hell are some pics??? Did Santa get a BJ at least?
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